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hisblueeyes
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June 2, 2012 8:05pm UTC

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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x-Abbie-x*
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 11:18am UTC

I am short, fat and proud of that.
- Winnie the Pooh.

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FlamingInferno
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life...

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC

next time you're washing your hands next to
somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Having to delete songs from your phone to
make room for new ones
is like having to kill some of your children because you can't feed them all

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:31pm UTC

Jerk at my school: Hey, guys , stop with the self harm jokes. You really need to cut it out.
Me: Hey, douche, how about you go stand in my shed where all the other tools are?

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

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Music Is My Freedom*
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 12:03am UTC

Everybody: Nothing rhymes with orange
Me: That's not true
Everybody: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Me: Door hinge
Everybody:...

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† *
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 9:11pm UTC

Mom: You have to come to the meeting for school.
Me: Why? It's boring and they talk about boring stuff.
Mom: They got extra large donuts there.
Me: Let's go.

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