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Breeze
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December 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

When you smile,
the whole world stops and stares for a while
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^_^*
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December 22, 2013 3:27pm UTC

when you stretch and your inner po/rn star moan comes out by accident

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happiest*
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December 22, 2013 1:30pm UTC

sometimes being sad for no reason is worse than being sad for a reason cause there is absolutely nothing you can do to make yourself feel better

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happiest*
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December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC

yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
OH GOD

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happiest*
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December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC

christmas list:
killer eyebrows
a boyfriend
anything edible really
selfie skills

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awesomejapneet*
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December 8, 2013 4:13pm UTC

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I'm perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

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kelly*
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December 9, 2013 2:35am UTC

EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM
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SarahDGirl
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December 8, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Me: I'd like a coke, please.
Waitress: Is pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?

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capsized*
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December 8, 2013 5:51pm UTC

I tell you all the time,
heaven is a place on earth with you.
♥

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capsized*
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December 8, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Happy Holidays
Witty
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absent *
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December 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC

To all of you males out there. Thank the lord you're not a woman. You are very lucky.

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Infinity on high*
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December 9, 2013 3:57am UTC

Jack Dawson
loved a girl named Rose
didn't get to spend his life the girl
and
died in the water,
because he was protecting her.
Jay Gatsby
loved a girl named Daisy
didn't get to spend his life with the girl
and
died in the water
because he was protecting her.
n o t h i n g j u s t s e e m s t o b e w o r k i n g o u t
f o r t h i s g u y ' s c h a r a c t e r s

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★♡flying high♥☆*
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December 8, 2013 3:18pm UTC

*walks past smoker**coughs on purpose*

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BreeeFayy*
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December 8, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Me: *Misses the apocalypse because I was fangirling too hard

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Bad Things About Being Friendless
- you want to get out of the house? and go where? *snort* thought so
- you brought home a C? what caused this? you don't have any friends to distract you. whoops, there goes your computer
- you don't go out so that can't be a punishment, whoops, there goes your computer
- everyone assumes you're weird (even if you are)
- you were absent or weren't paying attention in class? well, who are you going to ask for the homework?
- awkward lunch
- awkward 'choose a partner' situation
- awkward 'get forced into a group and people complain about your presence right in front of you' situation
- who ya gonna call? ghostbusters obviously because you have nobody.
- watching somebody stutter as they try and remember your name
- having to deal with the person passing out the completed papers saying 'who's this?' when your paper appears in the pile

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WeirdKid.*
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December 8, 2013 6:57pm UTC

.
You deserve flowers on your doorstep
and coffee in the morning.
You deserve notes left on your dashboard
and ice cream sundaes at 3 a.m.
You deserve honesty every day
and to be kissed every hour.
You deserve to be reminded
how beautiful you are.
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