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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 5:43pm UTC

I use sarcasm
because
beating the crap out of people is frowned on in most societies.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:27pm UTC

Dude,
You have a beautiful girl wrapped around your finger..
Wake up and start treating her exactly how she deserves
or you're going to lose her

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 10:07pm UTC

In life we never lose friends,
we only learn who our true ones are.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 4:35pm UTC

❝NOBODY LIKES ME❞
-Every teenager at one point in their life

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gab*
posted a quote
February 6, 2014 6:32pm UTC

And I thought I loved him.
What a silly girl I was.

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 10:17pm UTC

"Some people who come into our lives are either a blessing or a lesson."

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Fecondo75
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 3:16pm UTC

Sometimes you just outgrow people. Don't try to fix it or repair it, just accept it and move on.

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 6:49pm UTC

you put me back together
piece by piece
but then
you broke me again
tore me apart
yet
i still love you
i can't help it
even after that
i still love you
(i hate that i still love you)
-rv

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chasingsunshine
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 7:05pm UTC

if i opened myself up to emotions
all i would feel would be pain
-rv

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bettyann123
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 3:07pm UTC

But i'll take a chance on us,
and hope you don't destroy my heart.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 4, 2014 11:28am UTC

My Eyes Know That I'm Not
Perfect Match For You..
But
My Heart Has No Eyes
Or Ears..
So Its Been Beating For You

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Professor: Chemical Symbol of Barium?Me: BaProfessor: and Sodium?Me: NaProfessor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2atoms of Na are combined?Me: BaNaNa!!!!!

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happygirl22
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 8:17am UTC

You don't have a valentine on Valentine's Day? Well Some people don't have a father on Father's Day or a mother on Mother's Day. So shut up.

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notworthsaving
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 12:00am UTC

"Freedom Of Speech"
This doesnt make it ok to bully people.

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gab*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:41pm UTC

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
there's nothing wrong with you, you're
just surrounded by all of the wrong people.

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GLoveForever
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 11:19pm UTC

I want to be different than the other girls you dated, I want you to look at me and not stop. Hold me like theirs no tomorrow, bring me flowers just to see me smile. Come take care of me when I’m sick. Make me feel like I’m the only girl you think about. Don't let me think I’m in competition with other girls. Send me long meaningful text messages when I’m sleeping so I wake up smiling. Write... cute stuff on my wall. Tell me I look beautiful in my sweat pants with no make-up on. Make me feel safe. Let me wear your clothes and don't ask for it back right away. Take cute and silly pictures with me even if you don't want to. Let me paint your nails. Remember the little stuff. Win me a teddy bear at the carnival. Stand up for me even if I’m wrong. Sing me songs when I’m down. Whisper cute things in my ear. Cook for me. Take walks in the rain with me. Hold my hand in public. Write me love letters and stick them in my locker. Tell me I’m the only girl you want and don't lie about it. Take me out to dinner, not an expensive place just take me places. Watch a bunch of chick flicks with me when I’m not feeling good. Say cute stuff in other languages to make me smile. And most importantly love me at all times not sometimes.See More

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emilygm*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 10:56am UTC

"FBI, open the door!"
"No; it's cooler when you break in."

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gab*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 5:02pm UTC

okay summer is my favorite season and even i wish it were fall already that's how sh;tty this year's summer was

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gab*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 8:04pm UTC

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it sucks because i was getting better,
and now i'm not.

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gab*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 9:14pm UTC

we should be
allowed to submit our favorite selfie for school yearbook photos
instead of having to do picture day.

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