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Pluto*

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Member Since: 25 Jun 2012 08:50am

Last Seen: 29 Oct 2022 08:04pm

Location: Inside your closet.

Gender: F

user id: 311814

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"Never have I been a calm blue sea.

I have always been a storm."

Hello.

Female (obviously)

Hybrid

Brunette

Bookworm

Stalker (not as skilled as glenno)

Fascinated by parkour and glenno

Addicted to chocolate (and glenno) and everything made of chocolate

Infatuated with notebooks and nail polish

And cats

And bubbles

And everything nice

Call me Pluto

That’s all you must know.

(I have been away for far too long)

Pluto*
posted a quote
April 3, 2015 3:35pm UTC

What on earth happened to Witty?

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 12:08pm UTC

There was this one time I was playing Call Of Duty with my brother
and we were messing around with people using the microphone.
So, there was this one guy whose username was 'butt face' so we asked him
"Does your face look like a butt or does your butt look like a face?" and he was just like "both."

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Pluto*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 12:54pm UTC

I always have this little moment of pride
whenever I pour a glass of water without spilling it all over the place.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Me: *Is a second choice in real life*
Me: *Is a second choice on the internet*

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Pluto*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 12:21pm UTC

"Burn, baby, burn,"
I say to my calories as I walk towards the fridge.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Third wheel?
More like nineteenth wheel.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 2:58pm UTC

How I See Things In The Dark:
Me: Oh my god, WHAT IS THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE A DEAD ANIMAL AND IT'S GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE, OH MY GOD IS THAT BLOOD, IT'S SMEARED EVERYWHERE. THAT LOOKS SO HORRIBLE, GOOD LORD, THERE'S GUTS EVERYWHERE,OH MY-
Me: Oh wait, it's just a blanket.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaohyoulittleshit.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Don't you just hate papercuts like
what, you're a f/cking paper, how do you cause me so much pain.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 12:54pm UTC

I'm tired.
I always have been.
I'm tired of doing the same things,
I'm tired of seeing the same thing,
and I'm tired of being the same person I despise.
I want to be someone I'm not.
I want to be the girl who travels and reads and writes
and has the ability to produce universes with mere words.
Yet, here I am, doing a perfect job of being the same person I've been all along.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I'll have you know, I stepped barefoot on a cockroach
and only screamed for 10 minutes.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Sleep in drugs.
Don't do vegetables.
Stay early.
Eat your school.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Teacher: Don't forget to do your homework for tomorrow.
Me: Wow, what a b/tch.

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Pluto*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Every party is all fun and games
until you have to clean up after everyone.