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sincerely_me1017
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Me:
"i have to tell you this story about"
*starts laughing*
*can't breath*
*starts to choke*
*deep breath*
"Okay so there was this..."
*starts laughing again*

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Onism*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:31pm UTC

!"
""
"You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
And the darkness inside you
Can make you feel so small"
-All Time Low
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Beau*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:01am UTC

"No iPods in school!"
Yeah,like Eminem is going to
rap me the answers.

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Giving Your Friend
the
"what the fh(u)ck is this"
Look
During a test.

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absent *
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 2:09am UTC

Me and my best friend during photography;
Her: lets take a picture of eyes with tears!
Me: okay,, but how are we gonna get someone to cry?!
Her: I know,, Slap me!!
Me: No I don't want to hurt you!!
Her: Cmon do it!!
Me: Okay...
*several minutes of procrastinating and hesitating*
Her: ooh this is so bor-
Me: *SLAP*
Her: * Screams and cries* Get the camera!!!!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lovelyandtheworld13
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 8:29am UTC

if it actually started raining men
i think i would just start crying and really terrified
and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
and pretend i couldn't hear the sound of slamming bodies
up on my roof
under no circumstanes would i think 'hallelujah'.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 1:44am UTC

Sleepovers when you were 10:
Omfg lets stay up till 4am and prank call people and gossip and have a sugary midnight feast!!
Sleepovers at you're 14/15/16:
Shut the fck up you c/nt I'm trying to sleep. I swear if I hear you breathing one more time, I'll end your fcking existence. Seriously do you want to fcking sleep outside.

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poodlelomein35
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 7:35pm UTC

People online: Omigosh you're so gorgeous I love your eyes how do you not have a boyfriend?
People in school: ew get away from me before i catch your ugliness, pass it on to my kids, and then the entire world gets killed off all cause of your face

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Rabbit: Tie them together, Piglet. Can you tie a knot?
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Ah, so you can knot?
Piglet: No, I cannot knot.
Rabbit: Not Knot?
Pooh: Who's there?
Rabbit: POOH!
Pooh: Pooh who?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 11:56pm UTC

basically it sucks how the majority of straight guys assume that all gay guys are going to hit on them and get really upset when they do, but straight guys hit on women all the time and expect them to be okay with/flattered by it.

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jariley*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Gangnam Style was so 2012.
Harlem Shake time.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:14pm UTC

what if
i’d just started licking the
dentists fingers while they
were in my mouth omg
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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 3:24pm UTC

my nickname
in middle school was "who"
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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 12:25pm UTC

It's been 2 days since my boyfriend died.
I still can't stop crying..
I know he'd want me to be strong, but I can't, I just can't..
He was too young to die.. He was only 15 years old.
I don't want to live without him.
I don't think I can do this. :'/
CANCER, I FREAKING HATE YOU.
Rest In Peace Matthew
(FramingMatthew on Witty)
8/17/1996 - 1/12/2012
I'll never forget you..
I love you.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Pants without pockets: why
Pants with fake pockets: okay now you're just being rude

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styles*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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