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FairiesAreReal

1. FairiesAreReal
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 9:45pm UTC
   Rollo: ~Reads his letter to santa~ Dear santa.
   F/ck you and F/ck christmas. Thank you.
   .-.
   
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2. FairiesAreReal
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   December 19, 2012 5:49pm UTC
   Stupid google ad: You know who wants a taxi?
   Me: People with no cars? Taxi drivers? Rich people? Me because i cant be bothered walking??
   
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3. FairiesAreReal
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   December 19, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   Me: -Trips-
   Fake friend: OMG!!! ARE YOU OKAY? Heres a band-aid!
   Best friend: HAHAHAHAHAAHA. DID YOU SEE YOUR FACE?
   
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4. FairiesAreReal
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   December 19, 2012 5:40pm UTC
   Adele set fire to the rain.
   B/tch spongebob set fire to the sea.
   
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5. FairiesAreReal
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   December 8, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   Person rings me: Hello
   Me: HELLOOO MY LITTLE DUMPLING!
   Random Person: Is Hannah there.
   (Thats actually how i answer the phone)
   Nmf.
   
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6. FairiesAreReal
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   December 8, 2012 8:12pm UTC
   Type your name: Hannah
   Type your name with your eyes closed:gannah
   Type your name with your elbow: ghajkbkbsdg
   Type your name with your nose: hbannay
   BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD:huyj7
   Repost this but delete my answers :)
   
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7. FairiesAreReal
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   December 8, 2012 12:08am UTC
   My friend:
   YOLO :D
   Me:
   Unless your a cat.(;
   
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8. FairiesAreReal
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   December 7, 2012 11:56pm UTC
   "I'm a beautiful monster."
   Said Barney.
   
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9. FairiesAreReal
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   December 7, 2012 11:50pm UTC
   I find it funny. That misletoe actually means
   Dung Twig.
   Who would wanna kiss under
   that? o.o
   
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10. FairiesAreReal
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    December 7, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    My crush: If the world ends right now i will miss you.
    Me: Okay! You got me.
    CAMERA PEOPLE YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!
    Seriously this isnt funny. o.o
    
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11. FairiesAreReal
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    December 7, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Everybody knows Narnia is not in the back of our closets.
    But that doesnt stop us from checking.
    
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12. FairiesAreReal
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    December 6, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    Fail Joke:
    Are you from Jamaica.
    Cuz your jamaican me crazy.
    
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13. FairiesAreReal
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    December 6, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be awsome.If humans could talk to animals. Like Eliza Thornberry. Just Saying ._.
    
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14. FairiesAreReal
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    December 5, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    I want you.
    More than anything in the world. Why can t you just see that.
    :(
    
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15. FairiesAreReal
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    December 5, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    The three words i wish you would say:
    I love you. ♥
    
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16. FairiesAreReal
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    December 5, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    No other love can compare to yours.
    
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17. FairiesAreReal
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    December 5, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Overcome the notion
    that you must be ordinary. It robs you of the chance to be extrodinary
    
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18. FairiesAreReal
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    December 5, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    I.LIKE.PIE.
    :3
    
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19. FairiesAreReal
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    December 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Waiting.
    Im stilll waiting.
    BLIMMIN HELL WHERES
    MY MCDONALDS ORDER B/TCHES >:O
    
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20. FairiesAreReal
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    December 5, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Miranda.
    Thank You for simply doing what i dream
    about doing (:
    -Sincerely Me.
    nmf
    
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