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  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Today, November 11th, is Veterans Day.
    Some of us aren't in school, because today is an official United States holiday. Whether you were
    in school or not, take a few minutes to remember and thank those who have risked their lives for us.

  2. secretsunspoken secretsunspoken
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Sorry, but I'm not like coal.
    If you put too much pressure on me,
    I'M NOT GOING TO TRANSFORM INTO A dazzling diamond.
    I'm going to crumble to pieces

  3. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:32am UTC
    Losing friends. Not getting asked to prom. Not making the team. Sitting alone. Meeting his girlfriend. Breaking your arm. Parents divorcing. Not being skinny enough. Failing midterms. Tripping in the hall. Knowing how he feels. Being backstabbed. Fighting with friends. Jumping too high. Getting teeth pulled. Crying in the middle of class. Gaining weight. Not having the right clothes. Having braces tightened. Being in a car crash. Being labeled. Being played. Having a family member die. Becoming something you're not. Not being pretty enough. Having surgery. Being sick. Laughing too loud. Saying the wrong thing. Fighting with parents. Not fitting into last year's jeans. Losing your textbook. Getting a driver's liscense. Losing your phone. Changing. Flying on a plane. Standing up for something. Not pleasing someone. Missing someone. Being mocked. Being embarassed. Trying to look flawless. Not having the latest iPod. Hoping they care. Losing someone in the army. Being weird. Breaking-up. Losing touch. Making the wrong choice. Faking a smile. Crying in your room. Being jealous. Being second-best. Trying too hard. Walking in heels. Falling asleep crying. Not having close friends. Moving. Being in pain. Watching him with her. Forgetting about that essay. Waking up late. Being lied to. Hearing the truth. Faking a smile. Hurting someone you care about. Moving on. Growing up. Taking risks. Being led-on.
    GOT FEARS? LET 'EM GO.

  4. WhatDoesTheFoxSay WhatDoesTheFoxSay
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:05pm UTC
    16. What does the fox say?
    A. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow
    B. A-ooo-oo-ooo-aoo
    C. Chawka-Chawka-Chawka-kaka
    D. Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingringeding
    E. Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho

  5. lyricsparadise lyricsparadise
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 12:25am UTC
    I told you I was hurt bleeeing on the insideI told you I was lost in the middle of my lifeThere's times I woulda died for youThere's times I stayed alive for youThere's times it didnt matter at all

  6. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:37am UTC
    For every joy that passes,
    something beautiful remains

  7. beautiful❥* beautiful❥*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    I WONT GIVE UP
    even if the skys
    get rough
    I'm Giving
    you ALL my love
    CAUSE
    even the stars,
    they burn
    some even
    fall to the earth
    we've got A LOT to learn

  8. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    At McDonalds last night this dude,
    gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
    so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
    "You McF/cked up.
    format credit to: Jade672

  9. boulevardofbrokendreams boulevardofbrokendreams
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    There's a part of me I can't get back.
    A little girl grew up too fast.
    All it took was once,
    I'll never be the same.

  10. scumbag* scumbag*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    I get really confused when an attractive guy initiates a conversation with me.

  11. KikiKiara KikiKiara
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    I seriously dislike my two oldest little siblings.
    They are so ungrateful and rude.

  12. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    i hate when i wright i quote and i don't upload it..

  13. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    it hurts seeing you talk about her the way you used to talk about me.

  14. ItsRachaelxo ItsRachaelxo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. SomeoneShouldSayIt SomeoneShouldSayIt
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, " just remember that all the people in this world havent had the advantages that youve had." - Nick Carraway quoting his father

  16. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 10:40am UTC
    It's scary when you find the one
    because you know you could lose him
    at any given moment, and I don't know
    if I'd ever recover.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    *my brother hadn't had a shower in a few days*
    Me: Eww, why dost thou stinkest?
    Him: o.O why dost though useth big words?

  19. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    *I have a recently developed intrest in mental diseases and the mind, and I was looking up some stuff and my dad came up behind me and started reading it with me*
    Dad: I know your sudden interest in that stuff is, but what you’re really trying to figure out is what’s wrong with your daddy. Well, I’ll tell you this; you’re going to be in shock when you find out that I’m normal and it’s the rest of the world that’s nuts.
    *and his voice got nuttier and nuttier with every word... so... yeah. That's my dad*

  20. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    Hey, you there, with the cuts and scars on your wrists, thighs, stomach, or other place. Please, stop. Please put down that knife, or razor and take a deep breath and get up and go for a walk, or fall into bed and drown out your thoughts with music, whatever you need to do, just please, don't cut. You're beautiful/handsome, loved, and cared about, please don't cut yourself.

:)

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