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Everybodydotheflop

Status: Doing the flop

Member Since: 6 Mar 2013 04:29pm

Last Seen: 22 Oct 2013 05:21pm

Birthday: June 7

Location: Phantomhive Manor

Gender: F

user id: 352285

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Greetings and salutations earthlings.

Things I like:
Sum 41-Green Day-My Chemical Romance-One-Eyed Doll-Black Veil Brides-anime-Death Note-Ouran Highschool Host Club-Fruits Basket-Naruto-Fairy Tail-Black Butler-Hetalia-drawing-reading-The Hunger Games-Kobra And The Lotus-Shinedown-Falling In Reverse-Fearless Vampire Killers-Hatsune Miku-Megurine Luka-Megpoid Gumi-Rod Stewart-Nirvana-Bowling For Soup-Caramell/Caramella Girls-Halestorm-Set It Off-Asian Kung-Fu Generation-Rammstein-Stereopony-Asdf Movies-Eddsworld-Icon For Hire-A Day To Remember-Simple Plan-Elliot Minor


Now, enjoy some awesomeness

1. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2013 12:13pm UTC
   Sometimes I wish I that I could be Kim Kardashian so I could get money for doing nothing but then I'm glad I'm not Kim Kardashian because I'd be Kim Kardashian
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
2. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2013 12:06pm UTC
   Rihanna: W-w-here h-have you-u be-en al-l my li-i-i-fe
   Me: A-a-voi-oi-ding y-y-ou-uu
   
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3. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2013 5:45am UTC
   *Fairy Tail manga*
   Loke: C'mon Lucy just run into my arms
   Lucy: ...you wish
   Me: *punches Lucy*
   Me: LOVE LOKE DAMMIT
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
4. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2013 12:26pm UTC
   Mum: Hey
   Mum: HEY
   Me: *takes out earphone*
   Me: Hmm?
   Mum: Turn down the volume, I can hear the music
   Me: You're welcome
   Me: *puts in earphone*
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 21 points
5. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2013 2:01pm UTC
   Who else wonders why there isn't different internet browsers for people who like different things?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
6. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2013 4:26pm UTC
   People in the real world: Don't talk to people on the internet
   People on the internet: Don't talk to people in the real world
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 25 points
7. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2013 4:21pm UTC
   Some people: I sleep all day, party all night
   Other people: I drink all day, sleep all night
   Me: I sleep all day, sleep all night
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
8. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2013 3:31pm UTC
   Me: Hey, remember that time when I was pretty?
   Dog:
   Me:
   Dog:
   Me:
   Dog:
   Me:
   Dog:
   Me: Yeah, me neither.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
9. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   How do some people have like 800 comment points and I'm annoyed because 13
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
10. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Me: *watching Sum 41 music video*
    Person: Why are you listening to this cr/p?
    Me: Say that again and I will slap you silly with a freaking wardrobe
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
11. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Me: *puts on L cosplay*
    Me: Am I awesome?
    Me: Because I feel awesome
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
12. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Ok, so I was kinda sorta famous on this website and I was in a chatroom and someone who was obviously a big fan of mine came into the chat and I decided to have a bit of fun.
    Fan: Omg
    Fan: Is that *insert my username*
    Me: wHAT
    Me: WHERE?
    Me: YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE SHE IS
    Me: I LOVE THAT CRAZY B/TCH
    Me: SERIOUSLY WHERE IS SHE?
    Me: TELL ME
    Me: STOP KEEPING HER FROM ME AND JUST SPIT IT ME
    Fan:
    Me:
    Fan:
    Me:
    Fan: *leaves chat*
    
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13. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Me: Ugh, chavs
    Bro: What are chavs?
    Me: *points* those... things
    Bro: Oh, that's what those are called?
    Bro: I thought we just called them oompa loompas
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
14. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    Not sure if unphotogenic or just ugly
    
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15. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:22am UTC
    I want you
    To know
    I won't give up till it's over
    If it takes you forever
    I want you to know
    I wish I could save you
    lightdarkformats
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
16. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:57pm UTC
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    BREATHING FAILING. GUYS LOOK
    
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17. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    So what if it hurts me?
    He's happy,
    So I'm happy
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
18. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Me: Ok, I've posted a lot of really good quotes
    Me: Now, I wait
    Yourcool: *logs in*
    Me: No
    Me: Please don't
    Me: Please
    Yourcool: *posts 87645365gkiutr57865698769876 quotes*
    Yourcool: *pushes my quotes to recent page 87696458473546586798758765897801824342453*
    Me: Oh
    Me: Ok
    
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19. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    My life would be so much easier if I could fangirl in the real world like I do on the internet
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
20. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    The new McCoy's ad is now my favourite ad seriously
    Guy: How about we just ask for directions?
    Dog: Never in all my life...
    Guy: *gets sucked up random glass tube*
    Guy 2: Get in the car
    Guy 3: YOU GET IN THE CAR
    I don't know if that's even right but yeah
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

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