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Everybodydotheflop

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Member Since: 6 Mar 2013 04:29pm

Last Seen: 22 Oct 2013 05:21pm

Birthday: June 7

Location: Phantomhive Manor

Gender: F

user id: 352285

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Greetings and salutations earthlings.

Things I like:
Sum 41-Green Day-My Chemical Romance-One-Eyed Doll-Black Veil Brides-anime-Death Note-Ouran Highschool Host Club-Fruits Basket-Naruto-Fairy Tail-Black Butler-Hetalia-drawing-reading-The Hunger Games-Kobra And The Lotus-Shinedown-Falling In Reverse-Fearless Vampire Killers-Hatsune Miku-Megurine Luka-Megpoid Gumi-Rod Stewart-Nirvana-Bowling For Soup-Caramell/Caramella Girls-Halestorm-Set It Off-Asian Kung-Fu Generation-Rammstein-Stereopony-Asdf Movies-Eddsworld-Icon For Hire-A Day To Remember-Simple Plan-Elliot Minor


Now, enjoy some awesomeness

1. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2013 4:03pm UTC
   Once when I was playing Red Dead Redemption it glitched out when I was on the horse and John Marston slowly sunk into the ground and everytime I whistled for my horse it would teleport to a different place and then two guys galloped by on horses and when they were near me they floated up into the air, floated over me to the other side, landed and then kept galloping and I think I broke it
   
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2. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2013 3:56pm UTC
   I am actually so childish that the worst insult you could say to me is 'you're not invited to my birthday party'
   
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3. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2013 3:54pm UTC
   *dru.g dealer voice* hey kids, wanna buy some anime
   
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4. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 2:34pm UTC
   So in my french class there's these new foreign exchange students that are staying for the year and I'm sitting next to this Spanish guy and the teacher asks him a question in french but he answer it in english and we all just sit there staring at him and it took him a minute to realise that he was supposed to speak in french
   
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5. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 2:30pm UTC
   Me: *sobbing on bedroom floor*
   Mum: *walks in*
   Mum: He- what's wrong?
   Me: I
   Me: *hick*
   Me: Can't
   Me: *hick*
   Me: Find
   Me: *hick*
   Me: My
   Me: *hick*
   Me: Green
   Me: *hick*
   Me: Day
   Me: *hick*
   Me: Shirt
   Me: *sniff*
   Mum: *opens wardrobe*
   Mum: ...it's right here *holds up shirt*
   Me: OMFGYESTHANKYOUMYLIFEHASPURPOSEAGAINICANLIVEHAPPYONCEMORE
   Me: *rolls around on floor in happiness*
   
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6. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 2:18pm UTC
   If you say that anime is some stupid cartoon for little kids then you are an idiot because if you sat down a six year old do you honestly think animes like Death Note, Black Butler, etc. would be suitable for them? *hint* the answer to that is no
   
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7. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 2:11pm UTC
   The fact that a lot of guys missed school today and will probably miss it tomorrow just to play GTAV is saddening but what's more saddening is the fact that their parents are letting them skip school just to play a video game
   
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8. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 2:08pm UTC
   Can we just take a second to look at the fact that we have to pay money to make money
   
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9. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 2:06pm UTC
   Imagine being able to buy money with air
   *cough* needs to happen *cough*
   
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10. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:50am UTC
    If I had super powers I probably wouldn't use it to help people
    I'd probably just be a smartass and mess with people's minds
    
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11. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:46am UTC
    How do I uninstall the program 'ugly'
    
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12. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:41am UTC
    Me: *makes attempt to start a conversation with cute guy*
    Other person: *answers for him*
    My mind: EXCUSE ME, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU GET YOUR OWN CONVERSATION
    
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13. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Words of inspiration from my bestfriend
    My bra's hurting me
    
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14. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    Me: *trying to get to bottom corner locker*
    Girl I hate: *is in my way and she knows that she is*
    Me: *politely* Excuse me
    Girl I hate: *hears me, ignores me, stays in way*
    In my mind: EXCUSE ME, B/TCH BUT I AM BEING NICE NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY
    
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15. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Could somebody bring me to Arby's to get 5 cats for 5 deutsch marks please and thank you.
    
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16. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    We're stuck like two pieces of velcro.
    
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17. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    I promise you that if you are a fan of Green Day, Sum 41, My Chemical Romance, Rammstein, any other band I love or anime/manga I will instantly like you
    
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18. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Mum: Ok, this place is really fancy, behave yourself
    Me: Ughfineok
    *five minutes later*
    Me: 'CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
    
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19. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    Girl: My Chemical Romance is such a stupid band ugh
    Me: SHANIQUA HOLD MY HANDBAG, THIS B/TCH 'BOUT TO BE SLAPPED
    
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20. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    I think I'm the only one who doesn't find Channing Tatum attractive
    
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