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Everybodydotheflop

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Member Since: 6 Mar 2013 04:29pm

Last Seen: 22 Oct 2013 05:21pm

Birthday: June 7

Location: Phantomhive Manor

Gender: F

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Greetings and salutations earthlings.

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1. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 6:00am UTC
   Bestfriend: -they're going to take over the world
   Me: Who?
   Bestfriend: THE SHEEP
   
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2. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 5:57am UTC
   Me: *doing french homework in free class*
   Bestfriend:​ *doesn't do french*
   Bestfriend: *grabs french dictionary*
   Bestfriend: What's french for 'you're a d/ck'
   
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3. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 5:55am UTC
   Me: *on facebook*
   Me: *scrolling*
   Facebook: Recommended for you: Blood On The Dancefloor
   Parents: So the laptop just suddenly went on fire?
   Me: yup
   
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4. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 6:52am UTC
   Me: *first time listening to Panic! At The Disco's new stuff* ugh I really don't like this I prefer their old music
   Me: *second time listening to their new stuff* meh I suppose this isn't too bad
   Me now: CRAWLING OUT THE BACK DOOR DIDN'T LEAVE A MARK NO ONE KNOWS ITS YOU MISS JACKSON FOUND ANOTHER VICTIM BUT NO ONE'S GONNA FIND MISS JACKSON
   
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5. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2013 11:56am UTC
   So I tried to get my mam to listen to All Time Low, y'know make her like the things I like because she hates almost everything I like, so I played the CD 'Don't Panic' in the car and there was a swear in one of the songs and yeah I don't think she likes ATL...
   
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6. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2013 3:31pm UTC
   "Boobies"
   ~Prussia/ Gilbert Beilschmidt (Hetalia)
   
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7. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 12:26pm UTC
   Me: Ok, I need to study for this test tomorrow
   Me: *opens book*
   Me: Am I on the sixth episode of Shingeki No Kyojin already?
   
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8. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 10:40am UTC
   So even if I don't like a guy I will imagine millions of scenarios in my head and then probably end up starting to like him and why am I doing this to myself
   
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9. Everybodydotheflop
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2013 10:37am UTC
   I'm only on episode 3 of Attack On Titan and I'm already 500% done with the fandom
   
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10. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    I can't stand dogs that feel the need to constantly bark at /every/ /single/ /thing/ that they see
    
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11. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Trying to talking about Hetalia without sounding insane like
    'omg Germany and Italy are so cute together and I love America, he's so funny'
    Do you see the problem here
    
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12. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    Expect the unexpineapples
    
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13. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    *Blink-182 break up*
    Blink-182: So sorry, it's over
    Me: There's so much more that I wanted, there's so much more that I needed
    
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14. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:01am UTC
    Simon says go out with me
    
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15. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Why are the Vitamin String Quartet not more well known like they do covers of all kinds of music from Guns'n'Roses to Daft Punk to My Chemical Romance. They've done a load of covers from all my favourite bands like woah these guys are freaking amazing
    
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16. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    People who make fun of cosplayers and convention-goers are idiots because that is probably the most fun thing in the world to meet people from the same fandom in person. It doesn't matter that they're strangers, they're people who you instantly connect with and they're people who have the same interests with you. You can run around, laughing about the things you love, quoting them and just talking about them as much as you want. I love it so much and if you are going to make fun of me for that, don't even bother talking to me
    
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17. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    All I want is a place to call my own
    To mend the hearts of everyone who feels alone
    
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18. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    I used to be love drunk
    But now I'm hungover
    
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19. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    I don't understand how Gerard Way is 36, married, has a little girl and still makes a more attractive teenage girl than me like why is this happening I'm not happy with this
    
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20. Everybodydotheflop
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Me half the time: Ugh why did I say that it's not even funny I hate myself
    Me other half of the time: F/ck you guys, I'm a comedy genius
    
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