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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Frankiemayxo Frankiemayxo
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    Heartbreak can make the nicest girl the
    meanest girl

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    What if quotes could have a background image?

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC
    The fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the
    funniest things I've ever seen. They act like it's a nuclear missle. Like, calm down, bro. It's just a compressd cotton ball. I swear to God, if you ever want a teenage boy to leave you alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible. It's hilarious.

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

  8. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    friend: imagine if someone sent you a list of reasons why they love you
    me: why would i want blank paper

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my dad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry" but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry" ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

  12. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: *opens witty*
    Witty: Please sign in.
    Me: *signs in*
    Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
    Me: Then why
    Me: the fück
    Me: did you tell me
    Me: to sign
    Me: in.

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  14. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I wonder if clouds ever look
    down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

  15. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today a officer came into my class to talk about substance abuse.
    He had a few pictures in his hands and he said he already spoke with the family
    and that they were okay with him sharing this story. He showed us a picture of the
    cuteset baby boy I had ever seen. His name was Jason, and he showed us more
    pictures, and he told us how intellegent he was, and what great of an athlete he was.
    But then he said at the age of fifteen, Jason started using marij/uana. At first it was
    no big deal, but then he got hooked. He used marij/uana so much he didn't even get
    a high from it anymore, so he moved onto me/th. Jason's parents had no idea as
    to what was going on, they were just called about Jason's grades going from A's to
    F's. Then they got called into school almost every week due to Jason getting in a
    fight. He was just so angry all the time and he just wanted to fight anyone. One night
    he came home and his mother said something to him he didn't quite like, so he
    slammed her through a wall. When Jason's dad got home, he was so angry, he
    beat Jason senseless. But that didn't help anything. Jason went back to the drugs
    and back to the fighting. He started stealing from everyone for me/th. Then he got
    in more trouble for beating up people. One day Jason and his friends were so
    messed up on drugs, for fun they went driving down the road, attacking people,
    beating some to the point they were in the hospital. Jason got arrested, they all
    got arrested. But Jason's parent's loved that sweet little boy in the baby picture
    so much, they took him in after three years in prison, as long as he got help.
    Jason didn't get any help, he went back to the drugs, he went back to the
    crowd of people he had always hung out wtih. When Jason was twenty five
    years old his parents came home, Jason was there waiting for them. He
    attacked his parents with a knife in both hands and was planning on killing
    both of his parents. His dad had no choice. He shot him, and he was taken to
    the hospital. Jason survived, and he recovered and he went back home. Where
    he returned to the substance abuse. Not long after that, Jason had done it
    for far too long, and he hated himself, and he took his own life. And what was
    worse for the family was Jason had a younger sister. Who was following right along
    in her brothers footsteps. But luckily for her, she some how found her way out. She
    was clean, and she is now a happy thirty four year old woman with two daughters.
    Then the officer looked at us and said "I know what you're thinking 'How do we
    know you're telling the truth?" he paused for a moment, before I almost saw
    a grown man burst into tears, he said "Jason was my son."


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. radiancy * radiancy *
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 8:07pm UTC
    wake up kids we've got the dreamers disease ☾

  18. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    My hair grows really fast
    But only on my legs.


  19. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2014 12:56pm UTC
    benefits of being friends with me:
    Weird jokes whenever you ask for them
    Weird jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

:)

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