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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Having those weird a*s conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard us now, we'd be put in a mental hospital.
    nmq

  3. hockeygurl17 hockeygurl17
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    Dear shaving commercials,
    Please stop shaving already hairless legs. If you want impress us shave a gorilla.
    Sincerely, the world.

  4. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:23pm UTC
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    LETS BE HONEST HERE..
    who else thought Spongebob's parents were cookies?
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  5. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    i'm just a girl
    trying to find a place in this world.
    Format by Breeze<3

  6. RandomSmileyFace RandomSmileyFace
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Guess what? OMG. WE ALL JUST SURVIVED A FEW HOURS WITHOUT WITTY! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

  7. TheGirlWhoDared TheGirlWhoDared
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Hey!
    Ok so for everyone who likes this,
    I will go on your profile,
    And write a nice
    Paragraph,
    Based on
    What I
    See
    On
    Your
    Profile!
    It may take
    Me a While,
    But I promice
    I will write one!
    Thank You!!!!!!!

  8. beautyistruth beautyistruth happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Remeber
    when,
    we picked teams in elementry school and you and your best friend were a "package deal"
    nmf

  9. Camille12 Camille12
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    HERE'S TO THE GIRLS WHO...
    Cover most of their body with
    clothes and not make-up..
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. liVE_lAUGh_lOVE_ liVE_lAUGh_lOVE_
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I have a boyfriend.
    Mom: Oh, really what's his name?
    Me: Niall Horan.
    Mom: Oh, I'd love to meet him.
    Me: Me too.

  11. ilovelacrosse123 ilovelacrosse123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    The Awkward
    Moment When Your
    Mom Starts Singing
    Your Favorite Song
    And Your Like -_- NO.

  12. HunterHayesWife HunterHayesWife
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Fave if you remember:
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge,
    Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

  13. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  14. l0st l0st
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    she wanted love, he wanted fun. boys and mascara: they always run. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  15. xoxokatiexoxo6 xoxokatiexoxo6
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Wow, you're cool.
    favorite {♥} if you said this in a sarcastic voice
    f

  16. DareNot2Regret DareNot2Regret
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    I am...
    ☐ Single
    ☐ Taken
    ☑ Get as much attention as a white crayon.

  17. HeidioPHD HeidioPHD
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Roses are red.
    Violets are red.
    Tulips are red.
    Bushes are red.
    Trees are red.
    Holy crap, my garden's on fire.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  18. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    ♥ + + + I WANT TO BE ONE OF
    those girls you could just look
    ♥ + + + AT & TELL THAT SHE'S
    something spectacular.

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    I WILL NEVER
    change my personality.
    I want people to like me for
    who I am, not only for my
    appearance.
    -Zayn Malik
    -OneDirection

  20. BESTFRIENDJK BESTFRIENDJK
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Things Im Good At,
    *being awkward
    *eating
    *being annoying
    *sleeping
    *being weird
    *listening to music
    *being lame
    *not doing my homework
    *being unattractive
    *having no friends

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