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ErinIsTheName*
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November 14, 2013 4:37pm UTC

*Watching tv*
*Wild sister comes in.*
Me: GET OUT!
Her: Who me?
Me: No, the television!

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KrazyKayz17
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October 28, 2013 12:23am UTC

"Cute As A Button." You're as cute as a cheap piece of plastic that keeps clothes on. So you either look like a cheap piece of plastic or make people keep their clothes on. How nice

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 18, 2013 7:40pm UTC

one time i was on the phone with
this person who called the wrong number and the person was like 'oh i think i have the
wrong number sorry bye' and I was like 'okay, love you bye' and then i hung up and i
realized i said 'love you bye' so i called back to apologize.

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Andrew_Was_Here
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October 18, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Can you remember who you were
before the world told you
who you should be?

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Amenah
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October 18, 2013 11:15am UTC

Smile.
Look at the world through happier eyes. :)

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 18, 2013 2:48pm UTC

wittyxxgirlxx format do not remove
You haven't experienced true pain
unless you've sliced a chunk of skin off while shaving your legs

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 2:05pm UTC

I love it when someone's laughter
is funnier than the joke.

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Amenah
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October 18, 2013 11:57am UTC

The sexual jokes in Disney movies
you never saw 'til now...
♥

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Once I scraped my knee in 3rd grade
and a weird girl who was obsessed with
horses was like “hold on” then she started
crying and dropped tears on my knee
then she was like “Pegasus tears
heal wounds”

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MamaPanda
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October 6, 2013 11:20pm UTC

I Never Looked Back. Not Until We Didn't Last.♥

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Ilovemustaches
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September 18, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Turns out he never actually liked me.
It was all part of his stupid lies.
And i fell for all of it..
Because today we tried to give him my number and he ripped it up in front of me... 3 times.
And my friend went up and told him it was my number ( Still thinking he liked me and he only ripped it up because he didnt know whose it was. ) he said that "He knew it was mine, he never has liked me, he was only lying."
But it is his loss.. cause I am done with him and I'm gonna act as if it never phased me.
Because honestly, it really didn't.

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Ilovemustaches
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 11:50pm UTC

So I like this guy
and some people I know seem to think that the only reason I like him is because I was told he likes me. And I honestly have endless reasons to like him, but when ever I tell them, they seem to think overwise.

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Ilovemustaches
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August 19, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I don't know why...
-The littlest things make my day
-I overthink most things
-I get hopes up for something I know will never happen
-And when I hear a guy likes me I almost immeadiately like him back
And yet I still let it happen.

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Ilovemustaches
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August 16, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Cleaning the upstairs...
Dad: Oh look, Frebreeze!
Me: Yeah and...
Dad: See all you have to do is spray it and things smell better!
Me: I still dont see where this is going...
Dad: *sprays me* SEE! It makes you smell better too!!!
Idont know if I should take this as an offensive thing and that he is trying to get me to shower or not. -.-

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Ilovemustaches
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August 17, 2013 4:12pm UTC

*my sister and i were listening to Disney music*
Me: Hey do you know what this song is?
Erin: YES! It's Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid!
Me: Yup.
*time passes*
Both of us: "Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!"
Both: O.O
Erin: That can be taken the wrong way.
Me: Oh, well you just had to go and ruin this song for me now didn't you! But that is kinda funny.
Erin: Yes, yes it is.
We couldn't stop laughing our heads off after that

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MamaPanda
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August 13, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Tomorrow Will Be My First Witty Birthday That I've Actually Been Active For♥

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MamaPanda
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August 14, 2013 1:21am UTC

I Made It To 15...
I Never Thought I'd See Today...
Happy Birthday To Me♥

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Ilovemustaches
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August 14, 2013 2:33pm UTC

I was in math class one day when ...
My teacher : Ok class we have three choices. We can do #11 then work alone , we can Do #11 the work in partners , or we can just go straight into be in partners.
* the majority of the class chose to just work in partners *
Teacher : ok i guess we are working in partners
Later on in class...
Teacher : It's getting LOUD in here
Me ( in whisper/talking tone ) : No it's not
Teacher : Yes it is
Whole class: * looks around room for who he was talking to *
Me : * LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF! and watching ever one looking for who is it(me) he was talking to*
Grace : Omg how did he hear you!
Me : I don't know but that was funny!
Grace : Yes yes it was
Angelica : Grace was that you that said that?
Grace : No that was Emily!
Angelica : Really! And I can't believe that he could hear you
Me : I know right!
We kept laughing the whole hour over that!

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MamaPanda
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August 16, 2013 4:00am UTC

Sometimes I Think When The Food In The House Gets Low My Mom Walks To The Fridge Looks In && Says
"Let The Hunger Games Begin!:"

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 11:32pm UTC

Don't be sorry. I trusted you.
MY MISTAKE.

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