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1. wanderer*
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2013 11:23am UTC
   So I was scrolling through quotes.
   Then a fly landed on my screen. I started clicking on it. No matter how many times I clicked on it, it wouldn't leave.
   I need to get out more
   
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2. wanderer*
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2013 11:57pm UTC
   She cried as she took off her makeup, once again.
   People never saw her pain.
   What was it they call her? ​fake?
   It happed all day, she doesn't know how much she can take.
   They judged every bit off makeup one her face,
   They made her feel like a disgrace
   
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3. wanderer*
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 11:16pm UTC
   one of the biggest keys in life, is knowing when to stop.
   
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4. wanderer*
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   August 11, 2013 12:18pm UTC
   Here my 10 year old sister is with boy problems. The only boy problems I've had was when I got in trouble for giving this guy a black eye on the bus because he kept throwing his hat at me. -.-
   
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5. wanderer*
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   August 11, 2013 12:08pm UTC
   You aren't a true country kid until you've purposely made a bunch of mud and played in it.
   
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6. wanderer*
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   August 10, 2013 8:00pm UTC
   gorgeous person on witty: omg I'm so ugly I hate the way I look!
   me: seriously? look in a mirror! you are a freakin' godess!
   
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7. wanderer*
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   July 24, 2013 10:03pm UTC
   It's weird. When your alive, you're just another face in the crowd. But when you pass, you were unique, wonderful, kind, inspirational and funny. I think of loved ones that passed away and the same thing happened with them. Right now on Witty, I'm just another girl looking for a dream. But if I were to die tomorrow, I'd be the most wonderful girl. People who didn't notice me before, will say how amazing I was.
   But why can't they do that now? Don't notice when I'm gone. Notice now.
   
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8. wanderer*
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2013 10:52pm UTC
   "My daddy
   once told
   me, the only
   difference between
   cowgirls and angels,
   is that cowgirls
   can show better"
   
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9. wanderer*
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2013 10:39am UTC
   Me: today I'm gonna do something good with my life!
   Computer: wait. Come here really quick
   Tumblr: come, come. I'm going to have great jokes today.
   Witty Profiles: your Witty best friend will be on all day today.
   Ifunny: you missed the last few days so you have 120 featured to look through
   Google: but we'll have the Pac man logo today
   Facebook: don't log in here, that bítch you hate is starting drama.
   
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10. wanderer*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 10:01am UTC
    So last night, I had a dream
    that we all gathered at this really cool place called Adrenaline City nearby my area. Well Steve reserved the entire place for us and so a bunch of high Wittians bouncing on gaint trampolines and playing lazertag but the point is,
    I whipped your a$$es at lazertag.
    
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11. wanderer*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    "It's weird.
    he was like 'we need space'
    and I was like 'but I haven't seen you in a while
    But whatever. I guess we'll break up
    and I'll write an album about you'"
    -Taylor Swift
    
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12. wanderer*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Sometimes
    all you need
    Is someone that cares
    
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13. wanderer*
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    July 20, 2013 3:31am UTC
    Any other potatoes out there? Just sitting in the middle of a war zone eating ice cream? Because I'm right here.
    (Btw, the ice cream is mint chocolate chip)
    
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14. wanderer*
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    July 19, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    My little sister and I were sitting in her room and she farted. We then smelled a terrible stench. I then started yelling at her about how bad it smells like baby poop. We then walked out of her room to get some air. That didn't help. We walked further into kitchen and still smelled it. When we got in, we still smelled it. That was when we discovered it was mom's mashed potatoes. Can't wait for dinner.
    
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15. wanderer*
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    July 18, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Bre (little sis): I hate it when my foot falls asleep!!!!
    me: your foot hates it when you fall asleep!!!
    Bre: uh
    
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16. wanderer*
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    July 17, 2013 10:44am UTC
    mom: I got you something
    Me: what is it?
    Mom: a toilet paper holder. It holds 10 rolls.
    Me: why?
    Mom: because you're so full of shít.
    
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17. wanderer*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Don't Cheat or It Won't Work !
    1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
    black
    2. Your first initial?
    C
    3. Your month of birth?
    December
    4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
    Black
    5. Your favorite number?
    15
    6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
    Flying
    7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
    ocean
    8. Write down a wish (a realistic one or not. its ur life)
    To live the dreams I've wanted to live
    When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers:
    1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
    Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
    L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
    S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
    3. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
    April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
    4. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
    6. If you chose:
    Flying: You like adventure.
    Driving: You are a laid back person.
    7.. If you chose:
    Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    8. This wish will come true only if you add this as a new quote. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday.
    
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18. wanderer*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 9:35am UTC
    In the future if I get a boyfriend, when he proposes, it better be done pretty damñ creative or I'm saying no.
    
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19. wanderer*
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    July 13, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    I just love how I post lyrics that you guys have no way of knowing because I wrote them, and you still favorite them. You guys are amazing.
    
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20. wanderer*
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    July 13, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    All these people here.are.saying that they know people on here that go to their school, when I know only one person who lives in the same state as me besides my sisters.
    
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