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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 3:13pm UTC

One Direction things#11
Niall: When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriendsand i didn't.
i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 4:57pm UTC

One Direction things#12
Louis and Liam have the standard twitter background,
Niall and Harry have pictures of One Direction.
And Zayn... well he has a picture of Zayn ;)
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 5:19pm UTC

One Direction things#13
Niall: i like girls with brown eyes
Liam: i like girls with green eyes.
Harry: i like girls with two eyes
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 5:24pm UTC

One Direction things#14
Liam: One day we went to a farm and they offered to ride horses,
but there were only four, and Harry rode a cow
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 5:48pm UTC

One Direction things#15
interviewer: if this was your last day on earth, what would you do?
Harry: Buy some cats
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 5:55pm UTC

One Direction things#16
Liam: Louis, come play!
Louis: Coming babe *runs away from Harry*
Harry: *Looks at camera awkwardly and smile* Hi....
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 5:59pm UTC

One Direction things#17
Harry: i don't mind getting a black eye or a broken arm for a girl,
as long as she's there to kiss it after
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 6:03pm UTC

One Direction things#18
Louis: Dude, i just saw you on TV!
Harry: Really? OMG ! What channel?
Louis: On Animal Planet
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 6:06pm UTC

One Direction things#19
Liam's first tweet was:
I am the real Liam Payne
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February 18, 2012 6:17pm UTC

One Direction things#20
Harry thinks the book, "To Kill A Mocking Bird" is confusing
because 200 pages in and the bird still hasn't died yet
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC

One Direction things#21
During a concert someone in the audience threw a softball and hit Harry in the crotch.
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC

One Direction things#22
Niall: One mum was with her daughter but whispered to me,
"if you are looking for an older woman then just give me a shout"
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 6:40pm UTC

One Direction things#23
Zayn bites his lip when he's hiding something or he's nervous
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 6:55pm UTC

One Direction things#24
Liam: Zayn still fears the water, what a boy
Zayn: For that, look at the spoon.
Liam: Move it away, i know it's gonna kill me.
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 7:01pm UTC

One Direction things#25
The boys once played a trick on Harry and told him that Zayn was leaving the band.
They all played along, Harry believed them and cried for hours
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 7:15pm UTC

One Direction things#26
When the boys were in LA, the tattoo artist mistook Zayn for Rob Kardashian
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February 18, 2012 7:31pm UTC

One Direction things#27
Interviewer: if you could be any animal what would like to be?
Zayn: i'd like to be a shark because i can't swim and i'd like to swim
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 7:50pm UTC

One Direction things#28
Louis: if i were a fan and i wanted to lick Liam's face, i would have just gone for it.
Zayn: So you're encouraging people to lick our faces?
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC

One Direction things#29
Zayn: Stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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February 18, 2012 9:18pm UTC

One Direction things#30
Liam: Harry doesn't have turtles. i used to have turtles but they're dead
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