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EmmaMarieXx

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Member Since: 27 Sep 2010 07:00am

Last Seen: 2 Jun 2012 05:06pm

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Hi I'm Emma and Tom DeLonge is my spirit animal. I wish I was a Riot Grrrl. Kurt Cobain is my God.
  1. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    May 25, 2012 6:19am EDT
    I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.
    - Kurt Cobain

  2. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    March 19, 2011 8:27pm EDT
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  3. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    December 3, 2010 6:52am EST
    Just a Joke ☺
    Teacher:Johnny, can you go home and learn four words.
    Johnny goes home, his dad is watching the television. Johnny asks his dad for a word.
    Johnny’s Dad:Shut up, Shut up.
    Johnny goes to his older sisters room and she is on the phone to her boyfriend. Johnny asks her for a word. She doesn’t hear him and is still talking to her boyfriend.
    Johnny’s older sister:Oooh oooh.
    Johnny goes and sees his younger sister, she is watching batman.
    Johnny’s younger sister:Nananana Batman.
    He then goes to his older brothers room. He is playing with his toy cars.
    Johnny’s older brother:In my little broom broom car, broom broom car.
    The next day Johnny’s teacher asks Johnny for his words. He replies;
    Johnny:Shut up, Shut up.
    Teacher:I’m sending you to the principal’s office.
    Johnny:Oooh oooh.
    Principal:Who do you think you are?
    Johnny:Nananana Batman.
    Principal:How do you think you are going to get away with this?
    Johnny:In my little broom broom car, broom broom car.

  4. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 9:41pm EST
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  5. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 8:54pm EST
    Love;
    Isn’t just between a female and a male,
    It isn’t about looks,
    It isn’t about age,
    It isn’t about genders,
    It isn’t about fat and skinny people,
    It isn’t about black and white people,
    It’s just about,
    A person who gives you butterfly’s,
    Someone who holds you tight when you’re sad,
    Makes you feel like you’re the only two people alive,
    Love;
    Isn’t just between a female and a male.

  6. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 8:18am EST
    Just missed 11:11
    By two minutes
    Witty,
    You make time fly.

  7. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 7:46am EST
    jackass 3D
    words can not explain how insane and awesome
    It truly is

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    November 12, 2010 3:00am EST
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  9. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:47am EST
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    November 12, 2010 2:44am EST
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  11. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:39am EST
    Life,
    Isn’t always easy.
    But it’s worth it.
    Once yours is over,
    You’ll wish that you had
    spent a lot more time with the ones you love.

  12. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2010 2:14am EST
    Chuck Norris Fact #6
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  13. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:12am EST
    Chuck Norris Fact #5
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

  14. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:11am EST
    Chuck Norris Fact #4
    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

  15. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:05am EST
    Chuck Norris Fact #3
    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

  16. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:04am EST
    Chuck Norris Fact #2
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

  17. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:02am EST
    Chuck Norris Fact #1
    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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    November 12, 2010 12:52am EST
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  19. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 12:47am EST
    PEOPLE!
    PEOPLE!
    Stop saying Justin Bieber is gay!
    He is seriously not!
    You know why?
    Because you have to be a guy to be gay!
    Good Ole Facebook

  20. EmmaMarieXx EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 12:37am EST
    Boy: If a fat man comes and kidnaps you, don't worry about it.
    Girl: Why not?
    Boy: I asked Santa for you.
    Good ole Facebook

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