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1. EmmaMarieXx
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   May 25, 2012 6:19am UTC
   I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.
   - Kurt Cobain
   
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2. EmmaMarieXx
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   March 19, 2011 8:27pm UTC
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3. EmmaMarieXx
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   December 3, 2010 6:52am UTC
   Just a Joke ☺
   Teacher:Johnny, can you go home and learn four words.
   Johnny goes home, his dad is watching the television. Johnny asks his dad for a word.
   Johnny’s Dad:Shut up, Shut up.
   Johnny goes to his older sisters room and she is on the phone to her boyfriend. Johnny asks her for a word. She doesn’t hear him and is still talking to her boyfriend.
   Johnny’s older sister:Oooh oooh.
   Johnny goes and sees his younger sister, she is watching batman.
   Johnny’s younger sister:Nananana Batman.
   He then goes to his older brothers room. He is playing with his toy cars.
   Johnny’s older brother:In my little broom broom car, broom broom car.
   The next day Johnny’s teacher asks Johnny for his words. He replies;
   Johnny:Shut up, Shut up.
   Teacher:I’m sending you to the principal’s office.
   Johnny:Oooh oooh.
   Principal:Who do you think you are?
   Johnny:Nananana Batman.
   Principal:How do you think you are going to get away with this?
   Johnny:In my little broom broom car, broom broom car.
   
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4. EmmaMarieXx
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   November 12, 2010 9:41pm UTC
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5. EmmaMarieXx
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   November 12, 2010 8:54pm UTC
   Love;
   Isn’t just between a female and a male,
   It isn’t about looks,
   It isn’t about age,
   It isn’t about genders,
   It isn’t about fat and skinny people,
   It isn’t about black and white people,
   It’s just about,
   A person who gives you butterfly’s,
   Someone who holds you tight when you’re sad,
   Makes you feel like you’re the only two people alive,
   Love;
   Isn’t just between a female and a male.
   
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6. EmmaMarieXx
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   November 12, 2010 8:18am UTC
   Just missed 11:11
   By two minutes
   Witty,
   You make time fly.
   
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7. EmmaMarieXx
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   November 12, 2010 7:46am UTC
   jackass 3D
   words can not explain how insane and awesome
   It truly is
   
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8. EmmaMarieXx
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   November 12, 2010 3:00am UTC
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   November 12, 2010 2:47am UTC
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    November 12, 2010 2:44am UTC
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11. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:39am UTC
    Life,
    Isn’t always easy.
    But it’s worth it.
    Once yours is over,
    You’ll wish that you had
    spent a lot more time with the ones you love.
    
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12. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:14am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #6
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    
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13. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:12am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #5
    Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    
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14. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:11am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #4
    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
    
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15. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:05am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #3
    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
    
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16. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:04am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #2
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    
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17. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 2:02am UTC
    Chuck Norris Fact #1
    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
    
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18. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 12:52am UTC
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19. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 12:47am UTC
    PEOPLE!
    PEOPLE!
    Stop saying Justin Bieber is gay!
    He is seriously not!
    You know why?
    Because you have to be a guy to be gay!
    Good Ole Facebook
    
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20. EmmaMarieXx
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    November 12, 2010 12:37am UTC
    Boy: If a fat man comes and kidnaps you, don't worry about it.
    Girl: Why not?
    Boy: I asked Santa for you.
    Good ole Facebook
    
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