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Emilyycanfly

1. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2013 9:49am UTC
   British Things
   “I can’t believe how dark it’s getting…”
   nmq
   
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2. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2013 11:02am UTC
   maybe if i just leave my homework long enough, it will just disappear.
   
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3. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
   yep i've just about failed at life.
   
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4. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2013 1:03pm UTC
   I hate freshman
   but I also hate sophomors
   and juniors and seniors
   my point is I hate everyone
   
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5. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2013 10:29am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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6. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2013 3:12pm UTC
   Some people are like slinkies-
   not really good for much,
   but they bring a smile to your face
   when you push them down the stairs.
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7. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2013 10:38am UTC
   I honestly don't see the point in
   gift cards.
   It's like, "here's $20...which you can only spend in one store.."
   
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8. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 4:46pm UTC
   Common sense is not so common.
   
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9. Emilyycanfly
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 5:10pm UTC
   I have no idea how people can possibly bring themselves to favourite a quote that already has 69 faves.
   
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10. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 10:46am UTC
    Please be aware, that whenever I comment something mean on your quote, I'm being mean to your quote- not you. I don't even know you.
    
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11. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    You don't have "haters"
    There are just some people who don't like you.
    
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12. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:53am UTC
    Last year when there was too much swearing on witty:
    omg we need to save our precious website, we must delete all the rude quotes and keep witty safe forever and ever
    this year when there was too much swearing on witty:
    aint nobody got time fo that
    
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13. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:56am UTC
    Person: *Likes my profile picture*
    Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?
    
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14. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    *Playing Dodgeball at school*
    Me: *Ball hits me in le face*
    Girl: Oh, sorry, I threw that.
    Me: It's ok.
    Me: I get hit in the face by ballṡ all the time!
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me: Why.
    
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15. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:34pm UTC
    Popular Girl I'm sick of life and all your lies. I don't even wanna be here
    right now I hate everything.
    3 hours ago · comment · like
    4 people like this
    Girl's Friend Are you ok? Inbox me babe xxxxx
    2 hours ago
    Popular Girl No im ok dw
    2 hours ago
    Girl's Friend You sure? what is it?
    2 hours ago
    Populare Girl No everything wonderful :)
    2 hours ago
    THEN WHY
    ARE YOU POSTING
    THAT STATUS?
    
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16. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    Me Doing Homework:
    Me: *Writes title*
    Me:
    Me: I deserve a Witty break
    
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17. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 10:08am UTC
    Roses are white
    Nightlock is blue
    It's called Catching Fire
    Not Hunger Games Two
    
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18. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Teacher: It’s just a game, don’t get too competitive
    Kids: YAAARRGH! WE’RE GONNA THRASH YOU!
    
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19. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    Dear Mum,
    Katniss and Peeta survived the Hunger Games with the advice “stay alive”, so I think I can survive a shopping trip without your lecture.
    
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20. Emilyycanfly
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Happy New Year...
    And may the odds be ever in your favour.
    
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