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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 1:14am UTC
    why do people say "apple and oranges" when
    comparing two things completely different? they're both fruit. they should say something like elephants and crystal meth.

  2. macNcheese66 macNcheese66
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    so. you have all heard this i am guessing. i still cannot get over the fact that someone would do that 26 people, 20 of them barely even have started their lives. 20 1st graders. To all of those little innocent kids who did not deserve to die,
    R.I.P. you will never be forgotten. I pray for all who lost a loved one on Friday.
    Everyone wear blue and yellow tomorrow in memory of all of those children. Those are Sandy Hook's school colors.
    all who died, you will never be forgotten.

  3. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 11:39am UTC
    How I spend my lunches in school. Go to the learning commons. Get an iPad. Go on the comfy couches. Go on witty. Woohoo fun time here

  4. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Sobbing my eyes out right now....what kind of person could kill 27 people without a second thought in their mind? Why would he kill innocent children, who haven't done anything to him? I do not hate the man who killed all these innocent people, but I am sad that he could ever do so without even thinking about it. I can't even imagine a thought so horrible entering my mind. My heart goes out to every single sibling, teacher, and friend who lost someone. But most of all, the parents must be suffering the most. To lose a child so young is the heaviest burden of all. I'll be praying for them and I hope everyone else does as well. Rest in peace beautiful childen <3 I am sure you are all looking down at us from heaven.

  5. rara213 rara213
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    Mocking people in a voice
    they don't even have.
    nmq

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    That stopped being funny like 249825 years ago

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    those sweatpants that make you look gangstahh c:

  8. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    “ I'm gonna paint you by numbers And colour you in If things go right we can frame it and put you on a wall.”

  9. Holly_Bungalow Holly_Bungalow
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Dear annoying neighbor who STILL has a romney poster up on their lawn, you might want to consider taking that down.
    Sincerely, he lost. Deal with it.

  10. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Single for New Years.
    Single for Valentines Day.
    Single for Easter
    Single for the last day of school.
    Single for my birthday.
    Single for the 4th of July.
    Single for Halloween.
    Single for Thanksgiving.
    Single for Christmas.
    yep.

  11. Cuppy Cuppy
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    Why are scary movies always in creepy
    places like jails and hospitals? I want
    a scary movie in Walmart.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    "Clean up on aisle 13."
    "But sir... there is no aisle 13..."
    *Dramatic music*

  12. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    *20 Years Later*
    Future Husband: Hey what are you looking at babe?
    Me: Oh, just my old social accounts. You know, facebook, twitter, tumblr, insta-
    Future Husband: Can I see?
    Me: *Throws laptop out of the window* Oh, look at that. Oops, sorry.

  13. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:13pm UTC
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  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Dory's Names For Nemo;;
    "Your Son, Chico"
    "He Lost His Son, Fabio"
    "His Son, Bingo--"
    "Poor Rocko"
    "We're Going To Find Reemo!"
    "Not Much Fun For Little Harpo"
    "Bye, Elmo!"
    And who can hate Dory? (:

  15. rara213 rara213
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Follow your
    dreams
    they know
    the way.
    ♥♥♥

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 11:01am UTC
    I am captivated
    by you, baby. Like a firework show.

  17. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    My OLDER Sister: I wish I had an older sister.
    Me: Me too.
    My Sister: .... -.-

  18. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Mom: Where should we go shopping for your sister?
    Me: Petsmart.

  19. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    i just wish
    he could come to his senses and realize how much i care about him.

  20. SorchaSweetheart SorchaSweetheart
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 6:53am UTC
    She replaced her cants with cans
    and her dreams with plans

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