30 Funny and annoying things you can do in the elevator:
1. Open your bag and ask: 'Do you have enough air?'
2. Stay in the corner, stare on the wall, don't say anything.
3. Go to someone in the elevator and whisper: 'They're coming.'
4. One word: Flatulence
5. Keep looking on someone and smiling then say: 'I HAVE NEW SOCKS!'
6. When elevator's door will close tell everyone: 'It's fine, don't worry, they'll open again.'
7. Do explosions sounds when someone is pushing button.
8. Drop your pen, when someone will want to take it, shout: 'IT'S MINE , ROBBER!'
9. Ask everyone, do you can push button for them. Always push bad one, saying that they wanted to push this one.
10. Put box inside elevator's door.
11. Wear a sock on your hand, then talk with others.
12. When in elevator will be silence, ask someone: 'Is it your phone ringing?'
13. Say 'Ding!' always when elevator stop.
14. Say: 'Im wondering what it does.' Then push red button.
15. Draw a little square and tell everyone this is your private space.
16. Start counting with computer voice: 'This elevator will selfdestroy in 5, 4, 3, 2.. Oh my level/floor!'
17. If there only you and other one person in the elevator, push his shoulder and say it wasn't you.
18. Keep holding door and say that you're waiting for a friend. After little moment let the door close then say: 'Hi Bob! How's your day?'
19. Pretend that you're shocked when elevator start moving and say: 'EARTH QUAKE!'
20. Tell everyone they need to pay $1 for traveling in this elevator.
21. Start talking to the wall about your plans how to rule the world.
22. Look like a death and pretend that you're coming for someone.
23. Ask someone if they want to fight using thumbs.
24. Pretend you're Hotel Boy. Ask them on which floor they want to go. Push wrong button, if then will want to correct you say: 'Are you suggesting that I don't know how to do my job?'
25. Lean on buttons.
26. Fart and blame someone else.
27. If elevator will start going down say: 'Bombs fired, captain!'
28. Practice Tai Chi
29. Shake hand with everyone who went to the elevator and tell them to call you admiral.
30. Yodel.
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