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Ellmo
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Harry: I have quite long showers.
Ryan (interviewer): You got a lot of hair.
Harry: Yeah...
Niall: No, he just likes to stand there with his head down.
Harry: O.O
Niall: I DON'T KNOW THAT.
Follow for a Follow?

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Ellmo
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 2:33pm UTC

Liam: This ones asking 'If you could date anyone in The House, who would it be?' I'm gonna start things out and say Cher.
Niall: I'm gonna say Tracy.
Zayn: I'm gonna sayyyy... Rebecca.
Louis: I don't wanna say mine yet.
Harry: Uh, I'm gonna go with Mary.
Louis: Mary? But.. But.. She's mine.
Harry: But, we have that thing going on. Remember, that thi-
Louis: SHES MINE!!!!!!!
Follow for a Follow? xx

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Ellmo
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:10pm UTC

15 Years from now:
My Kid: Mommy, I met a new boy in Kindergarden today!
Me: Whats his name?
My Kid: Luke Horan
Me: That's nice hon- Wait, what's his last name?
nmq

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Ellmo
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:19pm UTC

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We are all mature..
until someone brings out the Bubblewrap♥
nmq/nmf
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Ellmo
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:49am UTC

Michael: Sorry, Coach. I stopped when I
heard the whistle.
Coach Cotton: Where were you taking him?
Michael: The bus stop. It was time for him
to go home.
The Blind Side♥
FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW! :D xx
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Ellmo
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:26pm UTC

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OMG this actually works;
1) Hold your breath for 10 minutes..
2) Die.
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Ellmo
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Chase: I just don't get why they call it a 'pair of pants'..
Logan: Why not?
Chase: Because, a pair means two, like a pair of shoes, and a pair of gloves. Why a pair of pants though?
Michael: Because you would sound stupid if you were like "Hey man, I like my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!"
FOLLOW ME I FOLLOW BACK :D
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Ellmo
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Logan: A girl cannot be president!
Zoey: Name one reason.
Logan: Because girls are too emotional. Everytime she gets a pimple, she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland!!
I'm offended! ..aha but its true(:
FOLLOW ME, I FOLLOW BACK :D
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Ellmo
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Did you know?
When you can't sleep at night, it means someone else is dreaming of you. ♥
.. I sleep really well at night 0.0
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Ellmo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Miley Cyrus is Engaged
Zoey 101 had a baby
Jackson Stewart is 35 years old.
Kevin Jonas might have a kid soon.
I. Feel. Old.
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Ellmo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Admit it..
You've called your teacher 'Mom' or 'Grandma' or something before.♥
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Ellmo
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:55pm UTC

I wanted to send you something sexy,
But the mailman made me get out of the mailbox..
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Ellmo
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 1:49pm UTC

The Sun is up
The Sky is blue.
It's all beautiful
&So are you ♥
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Ellmo
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:33pm UTC

Dear Mom,
I'm wearing skinny jeans..
Sincerely,
If I can't get them off;
Neither can the rapist.
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Ellmo
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 4:09pm UTC

That 'Like a Boss' moment
when the teacher picks you to do something, and you feel all special and wanted(:
-Just me?-
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Ellmo
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Dear Mom,
When you call me downstairs
Cause its time to leave, don't expect
me to be down in exactly "One Sec",
Sincerely,
I'm still doing my hair.
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Ellmo
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When you notice someone's zipper is down, but you don't want to tell them because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low..♥
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Ellmo
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:47pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When Chris Brown raises his hand, and everyone flinches♥
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Ellmo
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:40pm UTC

YEAH MAN. I got a six pack
... Of Crayons

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Ellmo
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 7:38pm UTC

So, Whenever My brother and I are in
his car together and we get to a stoplight
We always roll down the windows, crank up the music, and sing and dance really obnoxiously.... just do we can see the reactions of the people next to us(:
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