Some fashion tips for this coming school year: - Ankle length Uggs are the biggest mistake since crocs. - Sparkly Uggs are even worse - Do not, and i repeat, DO NOT wear open toed shoes in January. You're crazy - Band t-shirts are like jesus for lazy days. - Please wear a sports bra if you're only going to wear a sweatshirt, I'm begging you - Colored jeans are a no no if you have wide hips, they make them look 10 times larger. Neutral colors are ok, but yellow and blue is a no. - Snooki's hair bump is not ok to wear in school. Neither is heavy eye shadow - I swear to God if you're wearing a heal over 2 inches I will stab you with it - Dont wear a scarf with yoga pants - I swear to God if you get 3D nails I will personally hunt you down and kill you
Today I learned that if you murder someone on an unregisterd boat in international waters, then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to one legal system. Then you can't be prosecuted for their murder.
Everything I hate: Volume One - Slow wifi - No wifi - Most people in my town - Close minded people - Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings) - People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense - People who think having more money makes them better than everyone - People who think being bisexual isnt a thing - People who have to argue with everything (ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" ) - Slow lines at the store - Pepsi max - When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send - When you press send but it doesnt send - When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid" - Teachers who hate you for no reason - The mini candy bars - Studying - Summer homework - Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes - People who snoop through my phone - Sneaky parents - Hypocrites - Probably you lol
Write me a letter! Dear _______________, I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) I might follow you if I deem worthy enough. Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway.
Just imagine: You're walking down the street and run into a homeless man. Instead of asking for food or money, he simply says "May I please have your soul?". Thinking the man is crazy, you kindly say yes. He places his hand on your chest for a few seconds, smiles, then walks away without another word. Its now over a month later, your fiance left you, your parents stopped calling, you lost your job and your dog ran away. In a matter of weeks you'll be kicked out of your apartment and then be on the street. Realizing this all happened after the old him "took your soul", you run back to where you met him last. He's sitting there on the street corner, watching the cars ride by. Running up to him you begin to shout "SIR, SIR, PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL, PLEASE". You're now in front of him on your knees, begging for your soul. The man simply wiggles his finger at you, shakes his head and holds out his hand. In his palm is two quarters, a dime and two pennies. Sixty-two cents. You realize what has happened. Your soul is now in possession of the flying dutchman.
So the other day I was walking and eating a popsicle and the top of it fell off and landed on the ground. So I just stopped and stood there, looking at this poor pathetic piece of popsicle. It's very existence melting away and I just I don't understand why bad things happen to good people and omg what is wrong with me.