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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6907874
up until I was like 10 I called my parents mommy and daddy and I remember one time when I was like 6 or 7 i yelled for my mom from upstairs and yelled "mom" and i was petrified she would think it was bad i called her mom and she didn't answer so i was like "y" to finish off mommy.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6888880
actually she was talking to her boyfriend when they were dating and then the other one died her hair the same to she did so I mean obviously it was a perfectly normal reaction
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6904723
that was the bestest ever
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6904655
I actually think that means you are matter. #science
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elephants_are_cool* · 6 years ago on quote 6904655
#whousesscienceanyway
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6904517
I remember that episode
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TellitTotheFrogs* · 6 years ago on quote 6904517
I love The Walking Dead! <3
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6904723
That is actually rain, which is formed by condensed water evaporated from oceans, lakes, streams and the ground. learn your water cycle
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Chris* · 6 years ago on quote 6904723
http://31.media.tumblr.com/57707bc1fee197d05d7645badb390cfd/tumblr_mpkmctNDCT1rzthl7o1_250.gif
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6904723
that was the bestest ever
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6901218
My school isn't exactly bad but like its just the people.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6900649
Hi nerd, I'm Eli.
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JazzySnow · 6 years ago on quote 6900649
Haha hey there Eli
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6900839
Ed isn't you
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Infinity on high* · 6 years ago on quote 6900839
but Ed is perfect too.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6900801
Yeah, but why is it such a big deal for them. Like god damnit people mind your own business. People are cheated on all the time. It was wrong but shes still human
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6900801
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THzotYiwFsY

don't even tell me you weren't expecting it. I don't care, I haven't lost respect for them.. Its bad but I think it was obvious every time you watch them sing this together they were a thing
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myboys · 6 years ago on quote 6900801
i know i know ugh
i just think that she didnt have to cheat on Jai and she shouldve just told him the truth bc being cheated on hurts. Alot worse than the truth.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6900801
Yeah, but why is it such a big deal for them. Like god damnit people mind your own business. People are cheated on all the time. It was wrong but shes still human
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6897973
I have like literally perfectly white little dots running down my wrists and on top of my hand that turn wicked bright in sunlight
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6892168
I thought they were just elves that lived forever.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6892236
THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO ME

and then like your tongue like doesn't go numb but it feels like its dry I guess idk but then your mouth makes way more saliva and you cant breathe very good from talking so fast and you like cant speak anymore and the sentence "hi, how are you today?" turns into" h-hwru tomrw?"
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6892166
-swallow
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mads* · 6 years ago on quote 6892166
U sicken me
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6891938
The best part? She was wearing uggs.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6890901
Well heres your daily reminder that I doNT THINK ABOUT THAT YET BECAUSE IM STILL F.CKING HUNGRY AND I NEED FOOD OK
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6891068
Imagine Lady Gaga's voice, Ed Sheerans voice, Lana Del Reys voice, Rent the Movie, Jennifer lawrence, one direction and me all in a single flavor. That is bacon.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6890125
#hipster4lyf
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* Sabaism * · 6 years ago on quote 6890125
Oshiet.
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Eli22b · 6 years ago on quote 6890556
It will never be as bad as my grandma in hollister. She does the opposite of what every person who shops there does. Instead of complaing this was her.

:I like the music.
:but its a little loud
:it smells really good in here.
:the lighting is cool
:it looks really cool in here.

The best part though was when she let me go off and look around while she sat in the chairs by the cashier.
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mtndewhm* · 6 years ago on quote 6890556
Oh my god, seriously? I'm actually scared to go in Hollister.
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