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EdSheeran
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 3:44pm UTC

S O M E I D I O T S O U T T H E R E
wouldn't know music even if it was
a half naked gorilla in a tutu licking
THEIR EAR AND SAYING "IM MUSIC"
- ED SH E E R A N

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Elephantss
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:27pm UTC

expectations;
me: this quote is so awesome!
favs: 100+
reality;
me: this quote is so awesome!
favs: 1
nmf

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Nicki4Lyfe
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Friend: Hey
Me: Hi
Friend: Whats up?
Me: Nothing
Friend: same
Me: cool
Friend: Yeah
Me: Yeah
Friend: K Bye
Anyone else hate these kind of conversations? -.-

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KendallJTeam
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 2:30pm UTC

So the principle, and the teachers at my school,started makeing FAKE facebook acounts and look at all there students walls, and photos. They call up there parents and ask them if there aware of what there child is doing online.
Fav if you think thats wrong and a total invasion of privacy

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC

WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
\\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
What did I do instead?
I left my computer, left Witty,
---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

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dvllahbbs31
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 8:01am UTC

THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
GOES BACK TO NORMAL,
when the caps lock is turned off.

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sarnotsav
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Sometimes i go on my old club penguin account.
I look at all the penguins online, and picture the little kids using them.
I wish I could look them straight in the eye and tell them all what I wish someone told me:
Never grow up.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Zombie Apocalypse:
Me: Kill the lights or they'll know we're in here!
Halloween:
Me: Kill the lights or they'll know we're in here!

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me 94,087 times, you're a weather man.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC

What happened to your face?
It was just a mask.
What's your excuse?
Nice.
Did you just 'nice' your own joke?
Yup. You would too, if you had jokes.
Nice.

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Food__
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:00pm UTC

National Eat what you want day
is May 11.
I'M IN!

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Pluto*
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:06pm UTC

♚
I Am Calm
So
Shut Up.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 2:50pm UTC

your lies
ARE THE SWEETEST ONES [x][x] THEY WORK EVERYTIME.

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HannahNicole715
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Chris Brown hits her,
Eminem lies to her,
Drake can't remeber her
name = The Life of
Rihanna.

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sarnotsav
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:07pm UTC

How I Met Your Mother: took 6 seasons to tell you how he went their mother.
The Big Bang Theory: explains the creation of the universe in under 2 minutes.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Dear people from school,
Stay away from Witty. This is my Hannah Montana life.
Sincerely,
Me

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 7:15am UTC

*Haymitch and Katniss are preparing for the interviews tomorrow night, but it's not going so well..*
Haymitch: All right, enough! We've got to find another angle. Not only are you hostile, but I don't know anything about you. I've asked you 50 questions and still have no sense of your life, your family, what you care about. They want to know about you, Katniss!
Katniss: I don't want them to! They're already taking my future! They can't have the things that mattered to me in the past!
Haymitch:Then lie! Make something up!
Katniss: I'm not good at lying!
Haymitch: Well, you better learn fast. You've got about as much charm as a dead slug!
Oooooh, Burn!

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 6:57am UTC

*Katniss, Peeta, Haymitch, Annie, Joannah and President Coin are sitting in a room in Snow's mansion, they are voting to see if they should hold a Hunger Games for the Capital children*
Annie: I vote no. And so would Finnick if he was here...
Joannah: But he's not, he was eaten by one of the Capital's mutts, remember?
Like Annie would forget her own husbands death!

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caoimhs289
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 7:17am UTC

Just me, or did anyone else cry when Finnick Odair died?

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Leah_Jane933
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.

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