Girl: Heyy:) BOY:hey GIRL: I like you:) BOY: wow. GIRL: What?? you don't like me???? BOY: no GIRL: wow you are so nice :'( BOY: why are you crying?? GIRL: You don't like me :'( BOY: well you never asked if i love you:) GIRL: well do you?! BOY: Lol no. Not what you were expecting ?
That awkward moment when you find out that the 9 year old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is actually a 33 year old Russian serial killer with dwarfism...
BOY: Why do you straighten your hair ? GIRL:Because it makes my hair longer. BOY: Really ? GIRL: Yup. *NEXT DAY* DOCTOR: So tell me, why did you burn your dick with a straightener ?