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EffinPerfect

1. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 12:15am UTC
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2. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   Sometimes life gets so overwhelming
   and i feel like
   nobody cares.
   
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3. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 1:32am UTC
   Seriously
   Why can't it ever be
   just like the movies.
   I'm tired of it never working out.
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4. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 1:23am UTC
   Girl,
   you get everyone's sloppy seconds because you're not good enough to be anyone's
   1st choice.
   just sayin...
   
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5. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 1:22am UTC
   So today I got on Witty
   and I thought to myself
   "You know what...
   I think I need to buy some
   Life Insurance.
   Oh look. There's an ad.
   Thank God I looked
   on Witty first..."
   
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6. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 1:05am UTC
   Real love
   is knowing that the same person
   who kisses you good morning
   will also be there
   to kiss you good night
   nmf
   
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7. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 5:05pm UTC
   Dear Dalton,
   I'm sorry for thinking you were the hottest guy I've ever seen.
   I'm sorry for thinking a guy like you could ever be into a girl like me (nerdy, glasses, braces, acne, weird).
   I'm sorry for not being pretty enough or smart enough for you.
   I'm sorry for being nice and showing an interest in your cycling races.
   I'm sorry I didn't look like a supermodel or have every guy who met me crawling on his knees to get to know me.
   I'm sorry that I wasn't the girl you wanted.
   But mostly, I'm sorry that for one second I actually though YOU were the guy I wanted.
   I got distracted by your perfect smile and abercrombie model looks. So distracted that I didn't even realize what a PLAYER you are. I'm sorry for not paying attention.
   But what I'm sorry about most, is that you are so SHALLOW that after I finally feel pretty and have straight hair, clear complexion, straight white teeth, and know how to do my make-up...you think you deserve a chance. Well no thank you. I'm sorry you're so delusional to think that I would even give you the time of day after you treated me like a freak of nature and a waste of human space.
   I'm sorry you're just a D I C K!
   Love,
   Jess
   
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8. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2011 5:20pm UTC
   And don't f*ck up with Wayne
   Cause when it waynes, it pours
   Lil Wayne (of course)
   
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9. EffinPerfect
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 1:43pm UTC
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   I hate it when
   my friends act like
   I DON'T EXIST.
   *sad face*
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
   
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10. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:36am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    You broke my heart
    so I felt the need to
    give your phone number
    to every pop-up ad
    for the rest of my life.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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11. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    OK JUST BECAUSE I...
    ..save up my money to wear Aero, Hollister, and AE because I think they're cute clothes..
    ..like to wear make-up because it covers up little blemishes and makes me feel prettier and it's fun..
    ..take the time to straighten my hair every day so I don't have bed head everyday..
    ..spend time on the computer a lot because there's not much else to do when I'm home..
    ..like to go out on the weekends and have a good time after working 70 hours a week this summer..
    ..enjoy thinking about him all day because he's so amazingly wonderful to me..
    Doesn't make me a
    typical teenager.
    None of the above seems wrong to me.
    and even if I do seem like a typical teenager...
    what is so wrong with that?
    
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12. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Note to self:
    There wouldn't be drama on witty
    If nobody paid attention to it.
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13. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:53am UTC
    Fact of Life:
    I will never have
    a top quote!
    Another Fact:
    I really don't care! :)
    (I do it for the fun of it)
    
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14. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 3:47am UTC
    Note to self:
    Don't attempt to make witty quotes
    at 3 AM...
    Some things are only funny at 3 AM.
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15. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    who really even
    cares...
    who made up the
    format??
     
    
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16. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Please dont be in love with someone else. Please dont have somebody waiting on you -tayswift
    
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17. EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    First there was a blizzard!
    24 inches! oh.em.gee!
    Then it was really nice out.
    Hey, let's play outside!
    Then it rained.
    Okay everyone, back inside. :(
    Then it was cold again.
    This. Sucks.
    Then it was really warm out.
    Yay! Spring is here!
    Then we had tornados.
    Oh dear lord.
    Then it was bright and sunny.
    Woo! I love this weather!
    Then it snowed.
    What the heck is going on?!
    Thanks Mother Nature.
    
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