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  1. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 1:22am UTC
    GUIS.
    TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29TH
    IS NATIONAL CAT DAY.
    ON THAT DAY
    WE SHOULD ALL CHANGE OUR PICTURE TO CATS
    JUST TO SHOW STEVE HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATE HIM.

  2. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 4:58am UTC
    I really love my fanbase.
    Without it, my fan would fall over.

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Hush little laptop don't you cry,
    Mommy's gonna find you some more wifi
    and if that wifi doesn't work
    Momma will destroy the fûcking earth

  4. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    After Lady Gaga was so
    respectful to One Direction, i now officially have full respect for her.
    And to be honest i'm not even a fan of One Direction.

  5. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 4:51am UTC
    "If you don't support gay marriage, thats like... really embarassing." - Tyler Oakley

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  7. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Parent Logic:
    when something is wrong with the computer, my parentes blame me.
    when something is wrong with me, my parents blame the computer.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Pray for talia
    She brings hope and inspiration to all young girls who have suffered the trauma of cancer. Everyone in life has their own inspirations and Talia has been mine for over two years. She did not let cancer control her life, she did not let it destroy her. She wore a smile and did not take life for granted. She showed that living with cancer does not need to be a dark time, but an opportunity to live life to the full. She is truly beautiful inside and out and she deserves the world. She taught thousands of young girls how to deal with the effects of cancer, make up tutorials so little girls could have their eye lashes and eye brows back, she taught little girls how to embrace losing their hair. Can you imagine being completely bald as a 12 year old girl? How scary and confusing that is? Talia dealt with this in the best way possible, going out their and showing the world you should not be ashamed of this. Talia is extremely sick, she has signed the do not resuscitate papers and has not eaten in 5 days, all she can do right now is sleep the pain away and wake up to vomit. Talia doesn’t deserve this and although I never knew her in person I felt close to her as she shared so much with the world. As much as it breaks my heart that talia is off the meds and will soon pass away, I have no doubt she will be a guardian angel to all those who suffer and a shining light to children for years to come. Talia deserved a life of health and joy and I hope someday when she has passed, she will get that. Even if you are not religious, say a little prayer or cross your fingers that Talia will always be safe and pain free wherever she is.

  9. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 11:49am UTC
    me: *sees Back to School advertisements*
    me: *screams*

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    After watching two seconds of Spongebob,
    I already know what episode it is.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 11:16am UTC
    I'm sorry, you two can't get married. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not
    Matthew and Ashley. Come back when you have legally changed your names.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 11:27am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Being famous on witty
    is like sitting at the cool table in a mental hospital.

  13. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
    Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 a.s.sholes
    I love spanish

  14. Fronytail13 Fronytail13
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2009 12:51pm UTC
    the codes that make witty go round(:
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family
    just posting this soo i can use itttt

  15. depressive_diary depressive_diary
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    Do you ever think dirty thoughts in public and then suddenly start to think, 'um maybe someone's telepathic and can read my mind' so you begin to think random thoughts like 'ooh cupcakes'?

  16. .* .*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Person: Whats your favourite season?
    Me: Depends on the show.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Don't judge a book by it's cover.
    my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.


  18. posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
    way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.

  19. AWittyGirl AWittyGirl
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A FULL SONG
    ABOUT WITTY.
    SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
    This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
    Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
    It feels like the perfect night
    for sitting at home
    making up good quotes
    oh oh, oh oh
    It feels like one of those nights
    12 o' clock ice cream
    I'm up on Witty
    I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
    Yeahhhhhh!
    We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
    It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
    2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
    BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
    OH OH
    I don't know about you
    But I shouldn't be up at 2
    Everything will be alright just,
    A few more quotes to go through!
    Witty is the best
    And we're all so obsessed
    So I want to thank you Steve
    for making a website forrrr
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
    AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    Gay marriage is wrong?
    Let me tell you something
    about gay marriage.
    So someone put a quote up saying "Fave if you support gay marriage" and someone commented that it's wrong to be gay and it's a choice. So I told them how it is not a choice like how I didn't choose to be bisexual. This is how she replied:
    "lmfao being bisexual is even more ridiculous. u cant like both u gotta pick one or the other and it deffinately is a choice so dnt u dare give me tht this is how i wuz born bullsh*t cuz u deffinately were not born gay"
    I would just like to say that there is SO MUCH that is wrong with what they said. SO MUCH.
    1) It's true that you probably aren't born gay/bisexual. But it's something that you discover as you grow up and is influenced by society. You've all learned to judge people by who they are rather than what they look like, right? Well that's what I think. And to me, looks include gender.
    2) Bisexual is not ridiculous. As I said, I don't judge by looks. But it's not like I chose to like both genders. It's what naturally seems right to me.
    Let me compare it to something. Sorry if it makes no sense, it makes very little sense to me, too.
    Every likes music, right?
    Well group one here likes pop music like Rhianna, Justin Bieber, One Direction, and Katy Perry.
    And group two likes rock/punk music like My Chemical Romance, Nirvanna, Green Day, and the Rolling Stones.
    Let's just say that it was normal for girls to only like pop music (just an example, not my opinion).
    And let's say that it was normal for guys to only like rock/punk music.
    But there's the minority of girls that decide to like rock/punk,
    and the minority of guys that decide to like pop.
    Is that a crime? No.
    What if you really like Katy Perry but also really like MCR? Well you can't listen to both, can you?
    They're different music genres.
    It would be absurd......
    No.
    It's fine to like Katy Perry and MCR. Just because you like pop doesn't mean you can't like punk.
    They may be different from eachother, but you still like them both.
    Just like how bisexuals feel.
    My little senario may seem irrelevant to you, but that's honestly one of the few things I can get everyone to relate to.
    Because I doubt that no one on this website only likes one music genre.
    There's R&B
    rap
    electronic
    hip hop
    pop
    punk
    rock
    techno
    dubstep
    classical
    latin
    jazz
    blues
    reggae
    country
    the list can go on.
    I hope you see my point.
    Being gay is not wrong.
    Wanna see more about it?
    Person I was talking to: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/hayhayy915
    Quote: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6700167

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