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Member Since: 24 Feb 2013 11:42pm

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 8:59am UTC

That moment when you realize the truth is absolutely ridiculous and no one in their right mind would ever believe you.
:'(

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EZpwnage
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December 7, 2013 9:22am UTC

Before watching a scary movie
"Oh man this is gonna be so awesome"
While watching a scary movie
"This aint scary at all lol"
After watching a scary movie
"Oh %$#@ im dead im dead im dead"

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EZpwnage
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May 25, 2013 9:07am UTC

Today, I have done something very important.
.... I followed myself on Witty XD

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 9:03am UTC

For some reason, I can't see my notifications when someone likes my quote.
~WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!~

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 9:01am UTC

That Moment #12: When you wake up and you somehow know how terrible your day is going to be.
Me (wakes up): Oh, man I hate Mon~(falls off bed)

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EZpwnage
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May 18, 2013 8:23am UTC

(Me checking my email)
*Sees new email*
From: adoihet409yhofisfnoiaweu89h@****.net
Subject: Improve your credit score today!
Me: WTF?!?
#Dat Spam :P

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EZpwnage
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May 9, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Me in Math Class:
*Looks at textbook on laptop*
Me: (What the heck?)
Teacher: "...Question Two... You answer it." (points at me)
Me: "Uh...."
Teacher: "Are you going to answer the question?"
Me: "Uh..."
Teacher: "Well, what have you been doing all this time?"
Me: "Uh..."
Teacher: "You've been getting distracted on your laptop, haven't you?"
*I snap out of my trance-I am so nervous that I don't know what to say.*
Me: "Well, uh..."
Teacher: "Alright then, if you have no excuse then I'll just have to take away your laptop for the year... you'll just have to use this textbook."
After class:
Me: WTF WHY DIDN'T I SAY ANYTHING?!?!

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 10:32pm UTC

That Moment #11:
When the grade you get is less than 2 digits.

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EZpwnage
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April 28, 2013 2:36am UTC

That Moment #10: When you want to scream and shout and stomp and cry and just disappear....
And all you say is "Okay then."

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EZpwnage
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April 22, 2013 6:37am UTC

That Moment #9: When you're tired and sad and angry and frustrated...
And it's not even 10 AM.

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EZpwnage
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April 9, 2013 9:57am UTC

*Beginning of School Year:
Me: $&@%, summer's over!
*End of School Year:
Me: $&@%, school's ended!

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EZpwnage
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April 9, 2013 9:38am UTC

That Moment #9:
When you call a girl "bro".

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EZpwnage
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April 9, 2013 8:56am UTC

"What gets us in trouble isn't what we don't know,
but what we do know just ain't so."
-Mark Twain

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 6:01am UTC

People who are consistently rude to me, delight in humiliating me, or make a mockery out of me:
My Classmates
The 8th Graders
My dad
My little brother
Some of my friends
People on blogs and forums
Some of my neighbors
Other people who don't have anywhere else to let out their anger so they decide to let it all out on me.
Yeah, it's not easy being me.

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 4:33am UTC

March Weather
Teacher: Spring has sprung!
-The next day, a blizzard hits-

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:13am UTC

Laughter
An involuntary, stuttering, high-pitched noise made by humans in response to something strange.
To be honest, it's kind of dumb in a way.
But what can laughter do?
Laughter can cheer up someone, no matter how sad or angry or ashamed they are.
Laughter heals.
But what else can laughter do?
I find it amazing that laughter, something so trivial, so foolish,
Can rend the soul of almost anyone, anyone at all, when directed at them.
Laughter hurts.
Laughter.
An antidepressent with amazing potential.
The serial killer that has claimed the lives of many.

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:08pm UTC

If it's peace we want
Then why are we fighting?

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Nevermore.
Nevermore will I hold their hand,
Nevermore can I see their smile,
Nevermore do I feel ectasy,
Nevermore do they stop and say, "Hi," when I see them,
For it is nevermore.

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do.
...
I came along,
I wrote a song for you.
Oh, what a thing to do.
...
So then I took my turn.
Oh, what a think to have done,
...
Your skin,
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know you know I love you so,
You know I love you so.
...
And it was all yellow.

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EZpwnage
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:29pm UTC

What're you calling me?
Please stop it.
Not cool, bro.
Ok, fine.
Be that way.
Oh, man.
Now them?
Great.
Now everyone calls me that dumb@$$ name.
And--
Her?
Her?
She's calling me that as well?
Why was I ever born?

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