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  1. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    The reason I'm funny is because
    my life is a joke.
    lolsotrue.com

  2. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    Why is it when guys take off their shirts in public, it's hot,
    but when I take off my shirt in public everyone screams and runs away?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Kendrick* Kendrick*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    Trying to calm a women down when shes upset
    is like trying to baptize a cat.

  5. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    "Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."
    Me: My logic hasn't changed.
    My quote


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    If you can't afford condoms,
    you can't afford kids.
    lolsotrue.com

  8. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    i offend everyone.

  9. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    I don't have "haters"
    I have friends in denial.
    lolsotrue.com

  10. JustInJustin JustInJustin
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    I love to sleep,
    its like a time machine to breakfast


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    Can someone please explain this Witty Queen nonsense?
    Yeah because thats what we need- more teenage girls fighting over an online award.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Toronto Maple Chokes* Toronto Maple Chokes*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Dear Girls,
    When you complain about no good guys left, remember I'm here waiting in the friend's zone.
    TeensFromMars
    Follow for more...? c=

  16. BeachBabies BeachBabies
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Forever
    is a Long Time
    C h a p t e r 3
    ♥ Anneka's P.O.V ♥
    My heart thumped as we walked up to the table Jordan just took a seat at. I was excited of course,
    he was the It Boy worldwide, and I'd spend my Friday Nights humming his songs while lying on my cold matress. It made me sad that he was not aware of my existance, nor most of his fans. It crushed me, it really did. But now, was my chance.
    Gabby flashed her best smile, while I stayed close behind, debating to myself if I should make a run
    for it now.
    "Hi there, this may sound crazy," Gabby announced, the few people in the shop sliently staring at her, "But are you Jordan? Like the Jordan Monroe?"
    He nodded and looked up, "Are you girls fans or something?"
    A shockwave rushed in my body. His voice, his smooth, alluring voice, it made me want to melt. I had to pinch myself to rezaile it was all real.
    "Oh yes, huge. Could you sign some stuff?" Gabby put on her sweetest voice too. As dazzling as it was, Jordan's voice still took the prize.
    Jordan looked at his IPhone breifly, "It looks like I got some time."
    That voice... it made me want to cry of joy, but I remained right behind Gabby, in a netural pose.
    "Oh my god! Thank you!" Gabby blushed and handed Jordan a scrap of paper.
    Jordan sighed, and signed it, quickly and quietly.
    "Could, you like take a picture, Anneka?" Gabby asked and handed me her phone, not giving me a choice.
    "Oh... yeah, sure..." I blushed, and my fingers trembled as I snapped a photo of Jordan smiling.
    I walked up to Jordan with jelly legs, "If it is not too much trouble, could you- like uh... sign this?"
    "Sure, whatever." He huffed.
    His perfect wavy blond hair fell with ease and grace as he signed my scrap of paper. He handed me
    the paper back, and his fingers were so close to mine, I was dazed and starsturck.
    "Whoa, T-thank you!" I said.
    "Anything else, ladies?" Jordan asked, and I could tell he was annoyed by us fangirls.
    "No, but... I can't thank you enough!" Gabby smiles, almost blushing as hard as I was.
    "Cool. Bye, then." Jordan got up quickly and exited the shop even quicker.
    Me and Gabby started squealing like mad.
    'I gotta go and show Marissa! See ya later, Anneka!" Gabby waved and sprinted out the door before I could say farewell.
    I glance back at the very seat Jordan was sitting at, and stare at it in wonder and amazment. Then I see a phone on the table. Gabby must of forgot it! But as I turn it on, the wallpaper is Jordan with his younger brother, Jayden, both wearing snapbacks. Wait, what? My heart skipped a beat, then 2 beats, as I stare at the phone in amazement...
    I was holding Jordan Monroe's phone.
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    Ask for Reminder, Faviourite if you wanna see more, and Follow if you want to keep up with all my stories that will come up!
    BeachBabies/Tori

  17. BeachBabies BeachBabies
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    Forever
    is a Long Time
    C h a p t e r 2
    ♥ Anneka's P.O.V ♥
    "Shut up and be calm!"
    "How can I be calm?! Jordan Monroe is right there!"
    "Act natural!"
    Gabby striked the most un natural pose I've ever seen.
    "Cut that out!" I huffed, "We don't even know if that is him!"
    Gabby clapped, "Let's go and find out!"
    She was about to raise from her bench when I shake my head.
    "Are you crazy?" I asked, "Not looking like this!"
    In less then 30 seconds, I was in the Girl's Restroom with Gabby applying makeup so we didn'y look
    like complete ugly girls, like I was. I mean, I had light brown long hair, passable green eyes, close to pretty much 100 percent flatchested, average height, and a little less then average weight. Oh, and a really un impressive tone of skin and boring traits.
    But Gabby didn't need work. She was close to perfect, and I was lucky she'd still be my friend,
    even after she became a cheerleader. Why would she want to hang around me? She had short dirty blond hair, big brown eyes, nerd glasses (but of course that makes her look even better), a tad taller then me, cleavage that would sent boys into madness, and a perfect tan, size and traits.
    "Do I look okay?" I asked, looking in the mirror, closing up on a small pimple of my nose, "Isn't
    zits like a major turn off?"
    Gabby laughed as she tied her hair back, "Well yeah, but its not like your gonna get his digits
    or anything."
    I pouted softly, "One can only hope, right?"
    "I guess." Gabby zipped up her makeup pouch, "Let's go, here is the paper you'll have to make him sign."
    By the time we got out, Jordan was taking his tray to a table. Let's go into detail about Jordan.
    He was the teen heart acher since he was 13. He signed a record deal when he was 10, but at that time, people thought it was cute. But now, every teenage girl dreamed of him coming to her house and to be kissed softly by him, inculding me and Gabby. So, big deal he was at a local Subway shop in our small town?
    Yeah, big deal.
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    Ask for Reminder, Faviourite if you wanna see more, and Follow if you want to keep up with all my stories that will come up!
    BeachBabies/Tori

  18. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    I HATE VALENTINES DAY.
    It's a stupid made up holiday, where stupid couples buy each other stupid things and do stupid things like kiss and love all over each other and it's just stupid. They're all like "I love you." and I'm all like "Awe, you guys are so stupid." Seriously, I just hate this holiday. Like wtf it isn't even a real holiday. Ugh.
    someone date me.... please....

  19. NEON21 NEON21
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    You look really stressed,
    a n d s i c k o f g e t t i n g j u d g e d ,
    Some acne will help.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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