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DuckRepairer
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March 25, 2014 12:15pm UTC

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

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DuckRepairer
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March 24, 2014 12:26pm UTC

It takes absolute skill to pretend you’re listening.

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DuckRepairer
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March 24, 2014 12:24pm UTC

One thing I know is sarcasm is painful euphemism.

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DuckRepairer
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January 21, 2014 2:14am UTC

I regret the things I didn't do.

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DuckRepairer
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January 16, 2014 8:52pm UTC

Jill of all trades. Mistress of none.
-DuckRpairer

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DuckRepairer
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October 31, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Pans…can be used as weapons or shields.

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DuckRepairer
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June 20, 2013 12:55pm UTC

who's gonna pick you up when you fall?
who's gonna hang it up when you call?
who's gonna pay attention
to your dreams?
and who's gonna plug their ears when you scream?
who's gonna drive you home, tonigt?

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Life’s good, everybody should get one.

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Mom: *knocks on my door*
Me: What?
Mom: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Narnia.

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 3:42pm UTC

3 A. M. Phone call
- Hey are you asleep?
- No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 3:37pm UTC

A guy asks “Do you think I’m straight?”
My response: You’re as straight as a circle.

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 3:31pm UTC

The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 11:07am UTC

Your silence has grammatical errors.

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DuckRepairer
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 11:03am UTC

When I say I can’t,
I clearly mean it.
When I say I don’t it’s true,
So don’t keep repeating on your nonsense question.

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 9:19am UTC

If it happens once,
it's a mistake.
If it happens twice,
it's a choice.

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DuckRepairer
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June 19, 2013 4:16am UTC

You may lose the people you have.
You may lose the things you have.
But no matter what happens ….
Never lose yourself.

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DuckRepairer
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June 11, 2013 12:49pm UTC

"Enjoy it now kid, your life will get much worse later..."
(The best advice from a stranger)

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DuckRepairer
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June 11, 2013 12:41pm UTC

I wanted to explain that I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race-that rarely do I ever simply estimate it.
- Markus Zusak

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DuckRepairer
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June 10, 2013 11:47am UTC

He said “I love you”. I sneezed and said “Sorry I am alergic to BULLS**T”

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DuckRepairer
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June 10, 2013 6:36am UTC

I know milk does good for the body but D.A.M.N. how much did you drink?

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