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Dudu*
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February 12, 2016 4:50am UTC

Wow. Some boys.
Got me like;
"Daaayuuummmmm."

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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July 4, 2015 3:50pm UTC

i spend my nights awake lying next to an empty bottle of advil and an unforgiving void yelling into blank paper and my skin "where did i go wrong with you?"

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 1, 2015 11:46pm UTC

I love you like Sheldon loves his spot

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 1, 2015 11:48pm UTC

I love you more than Spongebob loves jelly fishing. Sandy loves karate. Mr. Krabs loves money. And Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need you like Plankton needs the Krabby Patty Formula❤️

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 17, 2015 11:53am UTC

You know that feeling you get when you finish an amazing book? That I do not know what to do with my life, what am I supposed to think about now type feeling? I can not help but hate and love it all at the same time.

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 19, 2015 3:12pm UTC

"Your hair is winter fire, January embers, my heart burns there too."~ Stephen Kings' It

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 20, 2015 10:46pm UTC

Of course I am weird! Normal is boooring

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 20, 2015 10:53pm UTC

Love is in the air? Wrong. Niteogen, oxygen, agron, and carbon dioxide are in the air.

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 22, 2015 2:01am UTC

Of course I talk to myself sometimes I need expert advice

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 22, 2015 2:19am UTC

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and ball of string in the counter. She says confused, "Sir, I though you were looking for a box of tampons for your wife?" He answers "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers cause it's 'soooo much cheaper' so I figure if I have to roll my own so does she."

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 22, 2015 12:36am UTC

I think you are sufferin' from a lack of vitamin me 😉

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1dtaylor
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June 21, 2015 11:48pm UTC

And if knowing you is the best thing that's ever going to happen to me well then I gladly reminisce over our moments together because even though you are gone I'll always love you and you'll Always be a fond memory.

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Alexandra❤️*
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June 22, 2015 12:40am UTC

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do! But a boys gotta do what a girl wants him to do

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Bec*
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January 16, 2015 10:47pm UTC

As the days grew longer, the nights grew shorter but the memories never failed to keep me up wondering "what if". It was as simple as that. What if you had of loved me back. What if we were still together. What would have happened? Where would we go? What would we do? Who would we become? Would we fight? Would we be happy? These are the questions I usually saved for the morning because I am so damn tried of wasting all my nights on you when you won't even pick up the damn phone.

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xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
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November 25, 2014 7:59am UTC

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Madi_Milkshakes*
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November 17, 2014 11:00pm UTC

The Broccoli says: "I look like a small tree,"
The mushroom says: "I look like an umbrella."
The walnut says: "I look like a brain,"
The banana say:
"Can we change the subject?"

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