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blubb
posted a quote
July 10, 2011 2:10pm UTC

n e v e r m i n d, I'll find ///
someone like you

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tessalovesyou97
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Or don't text back ,
That's cool too.
♥

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valeriieex3
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March 8, 2011 6:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xxxsmexyxxx
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 6:00pm UTC

Texting Dad
Me: hey dad, can I have money for some coke?
Dad: Suree, is $60 enough?
Me: Dad. It's $1.25.
Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid...
Me: ...DAD! COCA-COLA?
Dad: Oh...

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Peace1231
posted a quote
March 8, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Hello Substitute Teacher,
Welcome to hell :)

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xEmily13x
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 8:10pm UTC

Ke$ha- -
You're not fooling anyone.
We all know
>>love<<
isn't the o n l y drug your on.

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x3wittyfades
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 12:20am UTC

»»»»»»if a boy smells good;
it automatically makes him
MORE ATTRACTIVE

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goldie326
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 10:44pm UTC

Can you speak bieber?
Biebergasted
When a Belieber cries at the sight of Justin Bieber.
Example: "I saw him and I was total Biebergasted!"
Biebertastic
A way of describing something which is amazing and totally Biebery.
Example: "My World 2.0 is so Biebertastic!"
Holy Bieber!
Another phrase used by many excited Bieber fans.
Example: "Holy Bieber, the video for 'Baby' is amazing!"
OJBD
This stands for Obsessive Justin Bieber Disorder, a condition suffered by many fans.
Example: "Catherine is suffering from OJBD."
Belieber
An obsessive Justin Bieber fan.
Example: "I am a Belieber."
Bieber Fever
The effect Justin Bieber has on female fans, symptoms include
over-excitement, swooning and excessive screaming.
Example: "There's 300 screaming girls outside who are all suffering from Bieber fever."
Biebergasm
The level of excitement a Justin Bieber fan might reach when coming face to face with their idol.
Example: "I was having a complete Biebergasm when I saw him backstage."
Bustin Jieber
The nickname given to Justin Bieber by the Jonas Brothers, they say there can be only one "JB".
Example: "I am the world's biggest Bustin Jieber fan!"
Eager Bieber
A fan who will do anything to meet Bieber.
Example: "She's such an Eager Bieber, she was waiting for him at the signing at 5am."
OMB
The acronym for "Oh My Bieber", a phrase used by many excited Bieber fans.
Example: "OMB! Justin is so hotttte!"
Team Bieber
A loyal Bieber fan can claim membership to team Bieber.
Example: "I am team Biber."

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 7:07pm UTC

G Q Q J H V C M X F E R H N L P P T I I N
S L D Y N H K X K T A G Y M D O K G O K S
D K D E D E O J R L L U D X M M D E B W T
V Z S F G R E H X E N Q U C D W H N Q O X
O R I W J Z P J I A V V Z K A K U M Q E U
N Z F N S H Z U D Q N W K S W K F C N A T
C B G N O V Y C T O H Z W G A O B A X H Q
L T E K G G G W D C E W B Q U I T T I J C
X A I K P F K P W T X L D L D V I B V J Z
E D P V Y R X V M Q Q Q O A D F O A M E A
S Z Z X T T O U M O O J S v L D S G E N G
A I B G N N Q A U J P O A M E Z F A M D B
S C V J G L E C A O M Q T C H B X H C S X
V P D Y Z F G D A M R K W D G F A K R P Z
H S C C N T T C R F E V X M O K L K L W R
R T R Z M W P L T G W M L H W L P U U O C
-----> can't find love?
Don't worry.. Neither can I.

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Julieeexlove
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 10:36pm UTC

the feeling you get when your
hugging a guy
& feeling so
/////{safe}\\\\\

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spongemonkey1442
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 12:01am UTC

EVER SINCE I MET YOU
IT HASN'T BEEN THE SAME.
ALL YOU'VE GOT ME DOING IS
DRAWING HEARTS AROUND YOUR NAME.
❤

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meggieb131
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 10:50am UTC

Sitting With My Crush
*awkward silence*
Friend: You guys would make sexii babies...

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McP0NNY
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 6:50am UTC

I dont love justin bieber.
And i dont hate him either.
but im so tierd of people that say
"-Omg jb is so gay, he haz a girl voice"
You are just jeaolus that ;
● He can sing, you can't.
● He is much prettier that you.
● He can haz wich girl he wants!
● He haz bigger D I C K than your brain!
so screw you guys,
all mine.

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doodles0013
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 9:21pm UTC

trying not to bend a spoon while getting ice cream is
impossible.

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cocobananasxx
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 9:32pm UTC

& I LOVE IT HOW...... MOST
PEOPLE THAT OWN PILLOWPETS ARE TEENAGERS ♥

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lovingforeverxx
posted a quote
February 24, 2011 6:48am UTC

Run baby, run
don't ever look back ,
t heyll tear us apart if you give
them the chance.
format credit;; LetsRunaway_

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MissAnna
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 8:44pm UTC

he's still lying;
s h e ' s t h r o u g h c r y i n g . ♥

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NewBeginnigns_
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 10:46pm UTC

Some people are like slinkys;
not very useful.
But they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
♥

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dancergurlxxo
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 7:55pm UTC

Your going to..
//..Look at me one day..\\
And think " Damn, why'd I let her go?"

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sofinsqui
posted a quote
February 23, 2011 9:07pm UTC

That annoying moment when...
when you have to pee, and your mom says, ''Why didn't you go at home???'', and you answer, ''BECAUSE I DIDN'T F•CKING HAVE TO!!!''
Fave if I'm not alone
♡

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