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  1. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    If you only read the
    books
    everyone else is reading, then you only think what
    everyone else is thinking.

  2. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    "When you breathe,you inhale and exhale,
    but every single time you do that, you're
    alittle bit different than the one
    before.
    Were always changing.
    And it's important to know that there are some things that you can't control and other things that you can."

  3. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    One Day,
    your name just didn't make me smile.

  4. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    She said, "You're selfish, unkind, a backstabber and a horrible person."
    I replied, "So I'm just like you?"

  5. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    3O things guys want girls
    to know.
    1. Were not as perverted as you think we all are.
    2. No matter what you say, you're ex is a loser.
    3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
    4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
    5. Don't treat us like crap, what comes around goes around.
    6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons why were going out with you.
    7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
    8. If you're having cramps and we ask you whats wrong, just tell us its your time of the month and nothing more.
    9. If you liked us for us, you would think our mustaches, beards, or sideburns looked cool.
    10. We never shave our legs, so get over it.
    11. Never ask us if you can put makeup on us, it's just wrong.
    12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
    13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
    14. We absolutely do not care about Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cody Simpson, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
    15. We may not be able to pee acurately all the time, but atleast we can stand up and pee.
    16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong.
    17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
    18. We can't always be spontaneuos, so help us make the plans sometimes.
    19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wished for.
    20. Never kick us in the nuts 'just to see what we would say'. It's just mean.
    21. Never pretend to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours anyway.
    23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse.
    25. If you want us to put the seat down when you're done, you should put it up when you're done.
    26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. It doesn't turn us on.
    27. And remember: The way to a guys heart is his stomach.. and maybe.. oh nevermind.
    28. Never ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friens, but to us, it's just wrong.
    29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
    30. And last but not least, we know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyways.
    *found it on a website, and couldn't agree more.*

  6. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    Hey, whats up?
    Gas prices.
    You know what I mean.. like whats crackin'.
    ..nutshells.
    Really? Fine, what's poppin?
    Corn.

  7. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    *Police pulls me over*
    Police: Papers?
    Me: Scissors! I WIN!

  8. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Friend: Are you athletic?
    Me: Yea, I surf... the internet.

  9. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Dora,
    The tree is right in front of you, and you still never notice it.
    You call yourself an explorer?

  10. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 12:33pm UTC
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  11. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:29am UTC
    I hate it when I'm being lied to
    straight to my face, when I know every bit of the truth.
    :

  12. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:27am UTC
    HIGHSCHOOL
    changes people into the person they once promised
    they'd never be.

  13. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:25am UTC
    I dropped my laptop
    off a boat the other day.
    It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

  14. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:23am UTC
    It's funny how,
    Your parents say it's there house, but as soon as it needs cleaning, it's yours too.

  15. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 11:18am UTC
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  16. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 11:10am UTC
    " I just saw you on t.v" ...
    "OMG! What channel?"... Animal planet.

  17. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 11:01am UTC
    When life puts you down
    Don't say 'Why me?'
    Say 'Try me.'

  18. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 10:58am UTC
    School may be hard, annoying and irritating.
    But admit it, you're gonna miss it when it ends.

  19. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 10:56am UTC
    When someone texts
    you 'k', just reply,
    "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z".

  20. Drew1996 Drew1996
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 10:53am UTC
    Whenever I delete
    An app on my iPhone,
    The shaking icons look like
    They're panicking over
    Who is geting deleted.

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