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I_just_want_to_confess
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April 21, 2013 1:42pm UTC

This is a very different kind of profile, I don't know if there are others like this (and if there are you're cool too). This account is basically free for anyone to log in and write a confession. All confessions will be anonymous so you don't have to worry about who will see them. Username: I_just_want_to_confess
Password: wittyconfessions
so just log on and post your confessions.

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rockgurl425
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:43pm UTC

When your ex says "You'll never find anyone like me.." Reply with: "That's the point"

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Sandie
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:43pm UTC

now the party dont start till I log in
dont stop making quotes
gonna make some cool layouts
tonight imma post till I see the sunlight

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:44pm UTC

Saying nevermind
because you don't want to repeat yourself.

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GirlyGianna
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 3:56pm UTC

when my grandparents give me money: no its okay.. you dont have to give this to me. i mean $50 is too much. buy yourself some juice or a life supply of newspapers. i know you want me to have it..but well okay if you insist ill take it. thanks! love you!
when my parents give me money: finally i have been begging you or like months for this! sweet baby jesus. oh wait...$5. are you serious? wow. thanks for being so generous. -_-

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Annamaria25
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:50pm UTC

maroon 5 is a
boy band.....
and you dont see 69,487,213,567
quotes about them, now do you?

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xoxkate1996xox
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Some Kid...
Just told me how fat I was and went on about it because i told him i wasnt looking for a relationship ...
i really dont understand guys like what did i do wrong ?

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behindthesmile3
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June 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC

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Remember all the
things that you
and I did first, &
now you're doing
them with her?
Format by the_An0nym0usXD

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Doyouknowthemuffinman
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC

hey! i still manage to smile right? That means no one has managed to fully break me. :) xx.
~mine. xx.

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Bananabrains316
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I'll be here by your side.
No more tears, no more crying.

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dreambig610
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Relationships,are never easy, but when you find the right person it's worth it.

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emileelovex
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 5:30pm UTC

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status "to single"
I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status "to orphan"

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:51pm UTC

I'm getting sick of Witty.
Half the quotes on here have no meaning to them, or are actually kind of offensive.
Like just because you're 12 doesn't mean you can't go on the internet or be friends with people on the internet?
Doesn't that make you a hypocrite, saying not to judge anyone and then going and judging every 12 year old on here?
And the One Direction quotes. At first it was okay, but now they're f-cking annoying. I know they're never actually going to stop, but do you have to point out every f-cking conversation they have?
The quotes on witty barely have any meaning to them now, and, really, witty's just not as fun as it used to be.

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Blackshoes
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Be careful of what you say, a girl remembers everything.

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kyotokitten
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:52pm UTC

nmq
Hey, I just f*cked you,
and that was crazy.
It's 9 months later,
so here's your baby.

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lizardlizzie98
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:32pm UTC

when Disney shows
say "OooooO" to add suspence.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Why am I still single?
Brain: you're weird.
Body: and you're fat!
Face: plus you're pretty ugly..
Food: I'm here for you.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:25pm UTC

(c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
honestly?
I'm tired of being hurt.
format © mortem
(c) 2012 erin at mortem. Do not remove any credit.

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BaileyGirl
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

you know what sucks about falling for
a guy you know youre not right for?
you fall anyway because you think he
might turn out to be different.
BravoSierra's format (=
-Cinderlla story
♥

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morgan_19
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:32pm UTC

YOLO #5,
correcting someone's grammar to make them mad when fighting them through text.
(should I do a series)

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