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  1. send_me_a_smile send_me_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    :(
    I Haven't had any notifications for so long, steve must have felt sorry for me so i got this instead.
    Bunnylover43 Format

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    My friend said Mean Girls wasn't funny
    and she didn't really like it, nor did she
    understand how important it is to me
    and my other friend.
    I guess we're not friends anymore
    j u s t k i d d i n g w e ' r e s t i l l f r i e n d s b u t I w a s l i k e " w t f i s w r o n g w i t h y o u ? "

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    It’s okay.
    It’s okay to want someone you can’t have.
    It’s okay to want something more.
    It’s okay to cry when you’re hurt,
    and it’s okay to stay mad at someone who hurt you.
    Believe it or not, it’s always going to be okay.
    That’s just how it works.
    Sometimes things don’t work out how you want them to,
    and most of the time, it seems like they never will.
    But eventually, everything is going
    to work out some way or another.
    You just have to believe,
    keep your faith, and move on.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    Trying
    to make someone fall in love with you
    is about as pointless as
    trying to control who you fall in love with.

  5. MagicMason MagicMason
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    We're going out
    Oh my god
    I can't even. .
    ASDFGHJKL

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    Do you know
    what hurts the most?
    You’ll never be mine and I’ll never be yours.

    We’ll be two people with separate lives.
    You will never see me the way that I see you.
    I know that I could wish on every falling star,
    but my wish would be worth nothing.
    ‘Cause you’re just a dream
    and I’m the dreamer.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    friend: you know there's a life
    outside the internet
    me: send me the link
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  8. art of hatred* art of hatred*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 10:11pm UTC
    ADMIT IT.
    we've all given our classmates that 'hop in my white van' look
    when the teacher tells us to find a partner.

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    one time this dude was being
    stupid so i said “well you can’t spell
    stupid without u” and he got really
    angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’
    IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a
    rly long time
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 1:36am UTC
    skinny friend: omg i'm so fat, i need to go on a diet.
    me:
    me:
    me: i am whale
    me: hear me roar
    me: *inhales five cheeseburgers*

  11. ElleRain10 ElleRain10
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    594
    Lol no
    Bunnylover43 Format

  12. CantThink CantThink
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:30pm UTC
    Me: -Sneezes-
    Everyone else:
    Me:
    Everyone:
    Me:
    Everyone:
    Me: ..Bless Me.

  13. _crazy_cutie_5678 _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    That 70's Show♥
    Eric: "My head hurts."
    Red: "That's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity."

  14. _crazy_cutie_5678 _crazy_cutie_5678
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    Spongebob Squarepants ♥
    Spongebob: "What could be better than serving up smiles?!"
    Squidward: "...Being dead, or anything else."

  15. demons* demons*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    No Guy Ever: You're so pretty and amazing. Will you be my girlfriend?

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    Everyone had an emo phase. If you think you've never had an emo phase
    you're probably going through it right now because, you know, denial is the first sign of the emo.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:11pm UTC
    Whatever your fight, dear child, use claws.
    Life is far too short to be ladylike.

  18. DreamingDirectioner DreamingDirectioner
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Me during math class:
    Me: um...oh, homework...right
    Me: i'm tired
    Me: uuuh
    Me: i don't get it
    Me: when's lunch?
    Me: hahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha she said butt
    Me: 2(9+abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz)=12? Right. I knew that.
    Me: ooh my god who just farted?
    Me: wtf when did we learn this?!?!
    Me: Is that guy picking his nose....
    Me: oh god he's wiping it on his desk
    Me: jesus take the wheel...
    Me: i wanna go home
    Me: OOOOH I get it!
    Me: haha just kidding :)
    Me: i'm hungry
    Me: Okay just stare at the teacher like you know what she's talking about...
    Me: *thinking about that cute guy I saw yesterday*
    Me: *gets called on for question*
    Me: "um...25"
    Me: "Oh okay I get it now."
    Me: no i dont
    Me: When's lunch?

  19. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    people like to
    think that the reason is always
    JEALOUSLY

  20. taylorday7 taylorday7
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 9:15pm UTC

    "' ' ' '
    ' "" ''
    Standing out in the rain, knowing that it's really over please don't leave me alone.

:)

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