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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 10:55pm UTC
    i was at the park and i walked past two parents and their little girl who was about 2 years old. when her mum and dad's backs were turned she somehow managed to remove her trousers, throw them behind her and begin to dance in a way that i can only compare to a very small, happy wombat trying to catch a butterfly. her parents turned around and saw what she was doing and i sh/t you not they both yelled at the exact same time "NO! NO, THE PARK IS A 'PANTS-ON PARTY'!"
    she stuck out her tongue, picked up her jeans from the ground and said, "it isn't a party if the pants are on."

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    how are 11 year olds in relationships and stuff when i cant even
    order something at mcdonalds without stuttering

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 7:09am UTC
    the head of a company survived 9/11 because
    his son started kindergarten.
    another fellow was alive because it was
    his turn to bring donuts.
    one woman was late because her
    alarm clock didn't go off in time.
    one was late because of being stuck in the NJ turnpike
    because of an auto accident.
    one of them
    missed his bus.
    one spilled food on her clothes and had to take
    time to change.
    one's
    car wouldn't start.
    one couldn't
    get a taxi.
    the one that stuck me the most was the man
    who put on a new pair of shoes that morning.
    took the various means to get to work but before
    he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
    he stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aid.
    that is what he is alive today...
    now when i am
    stuck in traffic
    miss an elevator,
    turn back to answer a ringing telephone...
    all the little things that annoy me,
    i think to myself,
    this is exaclty where
    i'm meant to be
    at the very moment.

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    If you ever feel stupid, just remember
    I'm Asian
    and I can't solve a rubik's cube

  5. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    When most girls wear hoodies & messy buns they look amazing, but when I do it I look like I've tried every drug in the world

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    Every day is a good day to eat ice cream.
    Every moment is a good moment to eat ice cream.
    It’s always a good time to eat ice cream.
    Always.
    Ice cream is always good, no matter what time is it, no matter the weather, no matter if you’re sick, doesn’t matter.
    In fact, ice cream heals.
    Oh ice cream.

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:11pm UTC
    the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

  8. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:35am UTC
    A good valentine date ends with a dinner.And excellent valentine date ends with breakfast.

  9. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:03am UTC
    Dear Teacher, if the bell doesn't dismiss me then it doesn't decide when I arrive... Case closed

  10. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    You're bad at grammar?
    *pats you on the shoulder*
    they're, their, there

  11. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:30am UTC
    & even if your hope is gone,
    move along, move along,
    just to make it through.

  12. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:51am UTC
    Another valentine's day without a boyfriend wow what a surprise


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:07am UTC
    You know you have horrible self-esteem when a cute guy shows interest in you and you think it's some sort of sick joke

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:28pm UTC
    English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

  17. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 11:28am UTC
    You go to school nothing happens
    You miss one day:7 fights, 3 teachers missing,
    school had a blackout and rihanna performed in the cafeteria.

  18. sleepy* sleepy*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 7:42am UTC
    my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles
    and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

  19. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC
    me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
    clock: 8:00
    me: *pretends i didn’t see*

  20. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC
    Me: oh that's cute!
    Me: *checks price tag*
    Me: no it's not.

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