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DrakeParkerJoshNickels

1. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 19, 2012 10:22pm UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #13
   Grammy: I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
   Drake: Yeah, no doubt about that.
   
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2. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 19, 2012 7:17pm UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #12
   Josh: [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] *Says to Tv*
   I drink root beer. You don't see me explodin'!
   
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3. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 19, 2012 9:08am UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #11
   Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage.
   Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
   Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?
   Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!
   
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4. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 19, 2012 9:06am UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #10
   Josh: Where were you?
   Drake: I told you, I went to go get a corn dog.
   Josh: It took you more than an hour to get one corn dog?!
   Drake: I also had a drink.
   
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5. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 18, 2012 10:36pm UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #9
   Josh: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle Sheldon in kindergarten! He went to Heaven, and now my life is bad! [looks up] Ya happy, Sheldon?! We're even now!
   Walter: [offscreen] Josh?
   Josh: SHELDON?!
   
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6. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 18, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #8
   Drake: What are you smiling about?
   Josh: The great Drake, grounded for two weeks. I love it!
   Drake: Yeah, me too.
   Josh: Heh?
   Drake: Two weeks, laying in bed, no school, playing a little guitar, watching a little TV, you bringing me pizzas...yeah, being grounded is ba-a-ad.
   
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7. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 18, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #7
   Drake has just fixed Trevor's dune buggy]
   Trevor: Man, the motor sounds great!
   Drake: Yeah. You know where it would sound better?
   Trevor: ...In the shower.
   Drake: On the road!
   Trevor: Better!
   
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8. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 18, 2012 10:20pm UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #6
   Josh: I don't know. LYING. It seems so wrong.
   Drake: You wanna get grounded?
   Josh: But it feels so right.
   
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9. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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   July 18, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #5
   Josh: Do you want to get grounded and end up moppin' floors like me?
   Drake: [mockingly] Would I get to wear that purdy apron?
   
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10. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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    July 18, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #4
    Walter: Think fast! [throws basketball at Drake and accidentally hits lamp]
    Drake: Lamps don't think that fast.
    
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11. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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    July 18, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #3
    Drake: Are you calling me a liar?
    Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
    
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12. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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    July 18, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #2
    Drake: "Josh, You didnt get caught for lying. you got caught for lying badly."
    
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13. DrakeParkerJoshNickels
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    July 18, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    DrakeParkerJoshNickels Memory #1
    Drake: Me and Oprah cheek to cheek
    Josh: I hope you go bald
    Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah
    Josh: Take that back!!!
    
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