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DragRacer2012


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. lilagraace lilagraace
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    I can feel the magic floating in the air...
    Being with you makes me that way ♥

  3. avery234 avery234
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    i'm so good at sleeping i can even do it with my eyes closed!!!!!!!!

  4. avery234 avery234
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:03pm UTC
    how normal people flirt:hey sexy. how i flirt: if you where a tree you would be a good tree!!!!!

  5. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    I don't care how hot it is,
    I need that blanket on.

  6. randompanda randompanda
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    That moment you realize you're going to be put into a class with a really cute boy
    <3

  7. HometownHero HometownHero
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    I’m adopting kids so they can’t blame me when they’re ugly.

  8. MrsTrevorHall123 MrsTrevorHall123
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    You should try eating makeup so you will be pretty on the inside too.

  9. iHeartMuffins iHeartMuffins
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Balloons are weird...
    "happy birthday, here's a sack of my breath"

  10. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    "A real man will ruin only your lipstick, not your mascara."

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:44am UTC
    I had to add this quote so something new would come up on the feed.
    Witty is dead at 2am.

  12. Nat♥* Nat♥*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Not Single
    I'm in a long relationship with fun and freedom

  13. Nat♥* Nat♥*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    The best of life is not planned
    it just happens
    click here to follow me

  14. Nat♥* Nat♥*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    Friends with benefits
    without th benefits of beinge
    together...♥

  15. KelLovesYou26 KelLovesYou26
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum.
    You say T-Pain, I say T-Swizzle.
    You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean.
    You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny.
    You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore.
    You say Pitbull, I say Paisley.
    Gotta love countrymusic.

  16. *♥ synchronicity ♥* *♥ synchronicity ♥*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Love
    " Anyone can catch your eye but someone speacial can catch your heart"

  17. H3LL0G00DBY3 H3LL0G00DBY3
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    You be the anchor,
    that keeps my feet on the ground
    i'll be the wings
    that keeps your heart in the clouds.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Old enough to know better,
    too young to give a f-ck

  20. harrystylesisfit harrystylesisfit
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    american kid:
    "so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with the Queen?"
    british kid:
    "do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"

:)

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