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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 26, 2013 1:16pm UTC

dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your dream!!!
son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away yours

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SomeRandomDude
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February 16, 2013 11:27pm UTC

If you guys want to know what I sort of sound like when I sing, take a listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=555AGMud2Z0
Im thinking of making a youtube account and doing a cover of a song...maybe. Any suggestions on what I should sing if I do it?

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lovecrazy
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February 25, 2013 5:38pm UTC

I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian.
Lesbihonest here, she's clearly not getting anywhere with guys.

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spence*
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February 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC

My thoughts while at school.
- I hate you.
- And you.
- And you.
- Shut the hell up.
- You're an idiot.
- Why am I here?
- Stop talking.
- I hate you, too.
- You're annoying.
- SHUT UP.
- And you, I hate you, too.
- Oh look, my ex- best friend.
- I need to get out of here.
- What time is it?
- I wonder what my mom is making to eat.
- Who even wants to be here?
- I'm so hungry

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jimmy365
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February 24, 2013 12:16pm UTC

you cannot save
people. you can only love them.
format jimmy365

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jimmy365
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February 24, 2013 12:10pm UTC

what if you walked onto a flight full of band members honestly what would you do
all of them

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flower626
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February 22, 2013 8:15pm UTC

: yesterday was history
: tomorrow is a mystery
: today is the present
: you're still a peasant

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NotLikeTheOthers
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February 22, 2013 3:26pm UTC

so I log on witty and see 51 notifications hallelujah

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MissTomlinson
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February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC

*When I'm on Omegle*
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 22, 2013 10:02am UTC

My Asian Friend and I's conversation
Friend: When my stomach growls, my stomach sounds like a kitten
Me: That's... different
Friend: It must've been that dinner I had last night
(NO HATE PLZ. i'M NOT RACI.ST I PROMISE)

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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February 22, 2013 12:59pm UTC

Friend: *gets 97 on test and cries*
Me: Here, use my 57 to wipe your tears...
nmq

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lovecrazy
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February 22, 2013 2:57pm UTC

Everyone is trying to look for a cure for cancer, which is awesome, but I think it's time we realize that stupidity is beginning to take more lives.

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lovecrazy
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February 22, 2013 4:08pm UTC

IT'S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE. IT'S TOO LATE.

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NotWhiteGirlProblems
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February 18, 2013 6:17pm UTC

7. notwhitegirlproblems
"Why isn't there a WHITE history month?!"

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PerksofBeingaWallflower
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February 21, 2013 2:21pm UTC

I was suspended today.
I dip-dyed eight inches of my hair pink for Shave or Dye, a cancer organisation.
According to my school, I'm a distraction and a disgrace to the school's image of young women.

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lovecrazy
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February 21, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Plot twist: You wear your grandad's clothes, and you don't look incredible.

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BlackButterflies
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February 21, 2013 4:19am UTC

stitch from lilo and stitch was called stitch because he was the thing holding their family together <3

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