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  1. DoctorPipPop DoctorPipPop
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 7:34am UTC
    What a kiss really means...
    ~ Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    ~ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
    ~ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
    ~ Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
    ~ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    ~ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    ~ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    ~ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    ~ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    ~ Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    ~ Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    ~ Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    ~ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    ~ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    ~ Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --ADVICE!--
    ~ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    ~ If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love
    --REQURIEMENTS--
    ~ Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you
    I am not going to risk it, I am reposting. NMQ

  2. amber_bubbles_98 amber_bubbles_98
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:30am UTC
    That awesome moment when you see you have over one thousand favourite quotes....
    Then you realize how much you really need to get a life....

  3. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:49am UTC
    Before Marriage: After Marriage:
    ..
    Boy:I've been waiting for this day.
    Girl: Do you want me to leave?
    Boy: No!!
    Girl: Do you love me ??
    Boy:Ofcourse
    Girl:Will you ever cheat on me??
    Boy:Never in my life!
    Girl:Will You ever Kiss me ??
    Boy:Every chance i get:)
    Girl:Will you hit me
    Boy:Are you CRAZY!!?
    Girl:Can I trust You ??
    Boy:Yes.
    Girl:Sweetheart :)
    After Marriage:
    (NOW READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP)
    Follow for a follow :)
    \

  4. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Am I the only one that feels weird saying my own name?


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. liveyoungwildandfree liveyoungwildandfree
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 11:37am UTC
    Thishurricaneis just likeChristmasmorning --
    You don't knowwhatyou're going toget
    ******************************************

  7. lillybeth7 lillybeth7
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    I`m so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

  8. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    Them: Were you dropped as a baby?
    Me: Yeah, into a pool of sexiness!

  9. derek_is_cool derek_is_cool
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I'm waiting for all these huricane jokes to blow over

  10. Monsterlovin2 Monsterlovin2
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    The snowstorm was
    October 29th, 2011
    The Hurricane is
    October 29th, 2012
    That's some scary s.hit maannnn.

  11. immaninja immaninja
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    you wanna know who's beautiful?
    read the last word in this sentence me.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    One Boyfriend: Normal
    Two Boyfriends: S l u t
    Five Boyfriends:Directioner

  14. Smiliezz900 Smiliezz900
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    When you finally decide
    to look up the lyrics to
    your favorite song, and
    then you realize you
    were singing the wrong
    words the whole time.

  15. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    None of my yoga pants have ever been used for actually doing yoga........

  16. you_are_loved you_are_loved
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Unicorns Can't Fly...I Can't Fly....
    Therefore I Am A Unicorn

  17. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Anti Jokes #2
    Today i decided to burn a lot of calories. I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.
    Series?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. xcayliebabyx xcayliebabyx
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I've never actually seen a bully,
    steal a nerds lunch money.

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Don't break anyone's heart, they only have one.
    Break their bones, they have 206.

  20. _Vegs_ _Vegs_
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Whenever i see lights on inside peoples windows, i wanna see whats happening on the other side...o.o
    @tsubakis-pres

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