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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD I- f-ck what was I dreaming about again

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    Being nice to someone
    you dislike doesn't mean
    you're a fake. It means you
    are mature enough to tolerate
    your dislike towards them.

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 6:46pm UTC
    *steals ur credit card*
    hasta la visa

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

  5. MusicLover2769 MusicLover2769
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Today my friend Zumina saw a white rose in the snow right in front of our school: And she was like "OMG President Snow was here!"

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 12:15pm UTC
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  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    The US Olympic hockey team comes into view. The only person on the team is Phil Kessel. Defense is Kessel. Offense is Kessel. It's all Kessel. They don't need anyone else. Praise be to Kessel.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Teacher: We're gonna watch a movie today!
    Class: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
    Teacher: You have to take notes.
    Class: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
    Teacher: You're handing them in for a grade.
    Class: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

  9. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 11:28am UTC
    Teacher: Why are you late?Me: Someone told me to go to hell.Me: Couldn't find it at first Me: But now I'm here.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 11:14am UTC
    Adding "and shìt" at the end of any sentence can make it sound gangster.Example: I was playing with my bubbles and shìt

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 11:10am UTC
    I have this problem where I don't have enough time to do anythingbecause I'm too busy sitting on my áss doing nothing.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 10:52am UTC
    I want a large pizzaand a boyfriend who lets me wear his hoodie.

  14. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 1:21am UTC
    Welp
    I doubt you'll see this, but here goes.
    Happy Birthday
    Though I am probably the last person on earth you want to hear it from,
    I needed to say it, y'know?
    I really do hope it's perfect and amazing
    Because you of all people deserve the best birthday ever.
    Thank you for giving the world 19 years of your brilliance
    And I do hope you bless it with many more. xo

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 1:14pm UTC
    Honestly,
    The worst feeling in the world
    Is that feeling of worthlessness
    That you get
    When you watch someone you care deeply about drown in their misery
    And you know there isn't a damn thing you can do to save them..

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    If you have a crush on me, I have one question.What made you lower your standards so much?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    Help, I have done it again
    I have been here many times before
    Hurt myself again today
    And the worst part is there's no one else to blame
    Be my friend
    Hold me, wrap me up
    Unfold me
    I am small and needy
    Warm me up
    And breathe me
    Ouch I have lost myself again
    Lost myself and I am nowhere to be found,
    Yeah I think that I might break
    I've lost myself again and I feel unsafe
    Be my friend
    Hold me, wrap me up
    Unfold me
    I am small and needy
    Warm me up
    And breathe me
    Be my friend
    Hold me, wrap me up
    Unfold me
    I am small and needy
    Warm me up
    And breathe me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. happinessforyou happinessforyou
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 4:59pm UTC
    Remember,
    That when you fall,
    You are not pushing yourself up,
    You are pushing the ground down.

:)

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