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  1. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    My gawd. I REALLY hate Easter.
    Not all the business with Jesus and God, respect to them.
    But all the friggin CANDY.
    Easter comes:
    BOOM. SO MUCH CANDY IN MY STOMACH .
    Take shower.
    Getting dressed.
    Notice stomach in mirror.
    Remember the candy.
    Immediately I become disgusted with myself.
    Looking closer at myself, I see the little scars on my waist
    realizing that making more cant rid me of the weight Id clearly just gained from the easter chocolate.
    Finally i turn away from the mirror.
    Today is the third day I havent eaten.
    I hate easter.
    I hate food.
    I hate that I do this to myself.

  2. e* e*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes,
    So you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.

  3. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 1:38am UTC
    Oh!My LOVE
    Welcome to my HEART
    Wonder why everything's so SERENE
    This is how it goes on here
    &
    From now on you'll be a part of it

  4. wELCoMeToMyLiFe531 wELCoMeToMyLiFe531
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    The Doctor: [aiming gun at the ceiling] Didn't anyone ever tell you? There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.
    Angel Bob: And what would that be, sir?
    The Doctor: Me. [fires gun at the grav-globe]

  5. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    Witty is saying happy birthday to me!
    but it's not my birthday...
    what?
    nmf

  6. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    I fake a smile so he won't see
    That I want and I'm needing everything that we should be
    I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about,
    And she's got everything that I have to live without.
    Drew talks to me, I laugh 'cause it's just so funny
    And I can't even see anyone when he's with me
    He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right,
    I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night
    He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
    The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star

  7. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    I won't belive
    the lies
    that hide the truth.

  8. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Sister: Oh my gosh this guy said I was pretty!
    Sister: And this guy said I would look good in any dress I wore.
    Sister: Oh and this guy—
    Me: Sometimes my cat comforts me when I cry...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    And today,
    I was walking around after school.
    Him and that biitch were flirting right by where me and my friend were.
    I'm pretty sure even they could hear my heart break.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    You know you're desperate
    When you eat the black jelly bean

  12. chocomickey14 chocomickey14
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Justin Bieber needs to clean up his act
    I mean I love him,
    But spitting on your neighbors
    cmon Justin your better than that

  13. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Players only love you when they're playing.

  14. googlekid1746 googlekid1746
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    10 months of dating
    +
    4 months of being engaged
    =
    1 messed up boy and one amazing girl

  15. googlekid1746 googlekid1746
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Me and Lyn have been together for 10 months,
    and in that 10 month spand I have,
    moved far away,
    stolen her candy,
    held her captive for a few days,
    and named our kitten Mr.Cuddles...
    Lets see what anyother 10 months (Or years or life times) brings.
    Love you Lyn

  16. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    People think depression is sadness.
    People think depression is crying.
    People think depression is dressing in black.
    But those people are wrong.
    Depression is the constant feeling of being numb.
    Being numb to emotions, being numb to lie.
    You wake up in the morning, just to go back to bed again.
    Days aren't really days; they are just annoying obstacles that need to be faced.
    And how do you face them?
    Through medication, through alcohol, through drugs, through self harm.
    When you're depressed, you grasp on to anything that can get you through the day.
    That's what depression is.
    Not sadness or tears.
    It's the overwhelming sense of numbness and the desire for anything that can help you make it from one day to the next...

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    If I share my food with you
    You better believe I love you

  18. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    "I once loved a girl
    She was the perfect girl in my mind. I loved her more than anything else. However, she moved far, far away. She was always a shy girl. She didn't have faith in herself. She fell for the wrong guys and was always hurt. I helped her gain what she was missing. I loved her and wanted to be with her, but we lived so far away. Before I knew it, she stopped talking to me. I could tell she didn't want to hurt me. She left me. Last thing I asked her was if she found a nice guy. She did."

  19. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    But I'm sure
    you'll be fine.

  20. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    To: Whom it may concern
    I love you.

:)

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