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ok i chose this name thingy bc i was too sleepy to think of ne thing and full house was on and u no dorkburger came up, so i typed it.. yea i no wut ur thinkin, major retard which in sum cases is true well if u wanna talk to me too bad bc i don wana talk to u!! lol hehe well like ne wyas gettin ova that my life is tottaly suckin rite now (as usual) i mean like i have tottaly lost my ability to run track, i just relized that my poetry is total crap, and im tellin total strangers how my life sucks... yea u can so0o0o0 tell im seriously losing it!! ne ways on a happier subject i have tottaly fallen in luv with softball and volleyball!! which is so awsum!! so yea my life isnt as sucky as it could b! lol well thats about it! ttyl bye! aly!! ps did u really think my real name was dorkburger? lol oh yea im single (but who would date a chick wit a gay user name dorkburger? lol)
  1. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2004 9:28am UTC
    Yuppie Scumdogs
    A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
    "Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"
    "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
    "Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"

  2. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 9:27am UTC
    The other 25 fun things to do in an elevator
    26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
    27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You''re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
    28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
    29. Leave a box between the doors.
    30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
    31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
    32. Start a sing-along.
    33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
    34. Play the harmonica.
    35. Shadow box.
    36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
    37. Lean against the button panel.
    38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
    39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
    40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".
    41. Bring a chair along.
    42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
    43. Blow spit bubbles.
    44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
    45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
    49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it''s getting larger."
    50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

  3. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 9:27am UTC
    50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
    4. Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.
    5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you''re on rough seas.
    7. Shave. (Especially if you''re a woman.)
    8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
    13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
    14. One word: Flatulence!
    15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
    16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
    17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I''ve got new socks on!"
    18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
    19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
    20. Meow occasionally.
    21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
    22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
    23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
    25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
    *theres more h/o

  4. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 9:23am UTC
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  5. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 9:17am UTC
    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.
    Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
    Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
    Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
    Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rode off as fast as he could.

  6. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 9:09am UTC
    Q: How can you tell when Barbie has her period?
    A: Your tic tacs are missing.

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    March 28, 2004 9:07am UTC
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    March 28, 2004 9:00am UTC
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  9. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 8:47am UTC
    I would have given you all of my heart
    But there's someone who's torn it apart
    And he's taken just all that I had
    But if you want I'll try to love again
    Baby, I'll try to love again but I know
    The first cut is the deepest
    Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
    But when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
    When it come to loving me he's worst
    I still want you by my side
    Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
    And I'm sure going to give you a try
    And if you want I'll try to love again (tryyy)
    Baby, I'll try to love again but I know
    The first cut is the deepest
    Baby I know the first cut is the deepest
    But when it comes to being lucky he's cursed
    When it come to loving me he's worst
    I still want you by my side
    Just to help me dry the tears that I've cried
    But I'm sure gonna give you a try
    'Cause if you want I'll try to love again (try to love again)
    Baby, I'll try to love again but I know
    The first cut is the deepest
    Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest
    When it come to being lucky he's cursed
    When it come to loving me he's worst
    The first cut is the deepest baby i know
    The first cut is the deepest try to love again...

  10. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 8:44am UTC
    ??$*~ThEsE ©HiCkS døn'T eVeN Knøw tHe nAmE øf m¥ ßån?...
    ßuT tHe¥'rE åLl øN Me LiKe tHe¥ wånNå høl? HåN?S...
    ©uZ øNcE I ßLøW tHe¥ Knøw Thåt i'Ll ße ThE mån...
    åLl ßeCåUsE I'm ThE lEå? sInGe® øf mY oWn ßåN?...??$*

  11. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 8:28am UTC
    My name is Boomquesha(BOOM-key-sha) Fernado(FUR-nan-do) Quermenhiner(QI-min-hi-ner) Jjoo (JEW)
    I work for the FBI and i am undercover as a 14 yr old gurl
    For all those lil white gurls who have been messin wit me lately
    just remember i came from hardship in the gettho...
    with diddy!!
    So when u b tryin to talk all "gettho" up in hurr just remember that!!
    *lol THIS IS JUST A JOKE!!IT IS NOTHIN RACISTS!! lol inside joke between friends

  12. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2004 8:24am UTC
    Whos the hotti wit da bodi whos a lil naughty?

  13. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 28, 2004 8:23am UTC
    we used to be the best of friends
    we used to be inspeatable
    we used to hang out all the time
    we used to talk foreva
    we used to do everything
    we used to be best friends
    we used to do everything
    but that came to an end
    *hurting inside, but i cant u
    u wouldnt understand my pain
    u wouldnt understand the hurt
    i feel like an outgrown sweater
    tossed aside for Good Will
    i really want to tell u
    but i just cant find the words...

  14. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2004 4:21pm UTC
    ppl just need to learn
    cuz im seriously done
    u actually gotta be a friend
    in order to have one
    ©vicki
    my "Special" friend vicki made that
    *snaps* for her!

  15. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 25, 2004 4:19pm UTC
    No GlOvE, No LoVe!!!
    hey if ur gonna do it, do it safe!!

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    March 25, 2004 4:18pm UTC
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  17. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 13, 2004 2:58pm UTC
    Who are we?
    That is a question that occurs to most people, but its answer is rarely ever answered.
    But is this question meant to have an answer? Or is it supposed to be on of those great mysteries of life. For each person it’s obviously a different answer but still how can we, human kind, figure out who we are and what our purpose is.
    Are we just here to make time go by a little quicker? Or just to enjoy something that will never come again? So many questions with no answer are a thing that most people ask, and I am one of those people. If you love someone and you don’t know them how can you love them? Or what if its that they love you but you don’t know that your love them? Everything that I don’t understand, its meaning is so much more emphasized, it puts more want and need in to knowing.
    Death is something we all see eventually, some sooner than others. What if we leave before we know the answer to our questions? Does someone tell us when were dead all the answers or are we left for all eternity wondering why and what if?
    My cause of death will probably be confusion or just not knowing.
    But when I do die I will find someone who can answer my whys and what ifs and who we are and what our purpose is.
    The only problem is, I wont be able to tell anyone else…
    *dont copy my confusion!!

  18. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 13, 2004 2:55pm UTC
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  19. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    March 3, 2004 4:47pm UTC
    Three ways to really show someone you hate them
    1)at lunch 'accidently' spill ur entire carton of milk on them so they are forced to smell like milk all day
    2)when ur disecting squid take one and wen ur enemy is washin their hands throw it on their back or put it down their tee!
    3)make thier life hell by tellin them that the hottest guy who they kissed thinks she ugly!
    nice and ez like that!

  20. DoRkbUrGeR DoRkbUrGeR
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    February 25, 2004 4:11pm UTC
    When ur going out with someone, arent you suppose to like them?

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