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Dimswitchhappy witty anniversary!

  1. greyskies greyskies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    21.12.12.
    Today I thought the world was ending.
    I was out of milk and I couldnt have my coffee.

  2. jbeiber jbeiber
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Please, if you're sick stay away from me.
    -Sincerly The Person Sitting Right Next
    To You

  3. TrinaBear94 TrinaBear94
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it's freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that.

  4. emmkatz emmkatz
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Dear Karma,
    I have a list of people you missed.

  5. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    End of the world confession #25
    I cried while taking a math test in the 5th grade and I am not ashamed.

  6. haylee077454 haylee077454
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    My parents are going Christmas shopping tomorrow.
    Just thought I'd share.

  7. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Okay before the world ends,
    I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
    I let the dogs out.

  8. blondetalk blondetalk
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    The 3 Most Annoying Days this week:
    Thursday, Dec 20th: "Omg we die tomorrow!"
    Friday, Dec 21st: "Omg were gonna die today!"
    Saturday, Dec 22nd: "We didn't die! Ha ha told you so.."

  9. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    So will someone write me an end of the world song that is a parody of the song Friday by Rebecca Black. I just feel this need to have one since the world is "ending" on a friday I mean please someone just do it, I need a jam to sing while the world is ending.
    Credit: Jahyvie

  10. Dimswitch Dimswitch happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    i solemly swear
    that i am up to no good.....

  11. Dimswitch Dimswitch happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    hannah: *opens window* Oh look! a cat!
    me:what?
    hannah:meow....
    hannahs mom:*comes around the corner* Hi....?

  12. Dimswitch Dimswitch happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 1:31am UTC
    There are 3 tampons walking down the street;  
    which says hi to you first?
    None, because they're all STUCK UP B*TCHES. 
    ♥ 
     
    mmq! just thought it was hilarious

  13. Scoobydooloo Scoobydooloo
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    He's Now History.
    There was once this guy in my History class.
    I can still remember the way he looked, smelt, and laughed.
    I even remember the way he made me feel.
    I felt like they did in movies- except this was actually real.
    One day, I tried talking to him, but it didn’t go so well.
    My face turned beat red, and it felt as if my tongue had swelled.
    But nonetheless, he talked to me, and I counted the sparkles in his eyes.
    They were the deep blue ocean; as beautiful as the sunrise.
    I tried to memorize all the little details that made him great.
    The freckle above his lip, his crooked smile, even the way he said my name.
    But then she came along and decided she wanted him.
    Unexpectedly, he fell for her by a sudden whim.
    Eventually, all he saw was her instead of me.
    So I began to forget those things that I had once memorized so perfectly
    Things like if his eyes were like the vast, blue ocean or a field of lush,
    green grass.
    And now all I can remember is that there was once this guy in my
    History class.
    So... For extra credit, I had to write a poem for my English teacher.
    After writing it, I decided to put it up here. ^.^
    mq/mf

  14. Couldnt_Find_Good_Name Couldnt_Find_Good_Name
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    That moment when
    you wonder
    why you were given emotions.

  15. rockinsocks41498 rockinsocks41498
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    that dissapointing
    moment when...
    you go to a store for one
    for one specific thing
    and they dont have it

  16. rockinsocks41498 rockinsocks41498
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    Things I miss from my childhood #14
    lizzie mcguire ♥

  17. rockinsocks41498 rockinsocks41498
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    why do
    keep running from truth
    all i ever think
    about is
    >>> you

  18. rockinsocks41498 rockinsocks41498
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Pet Peeve #1
    people who walk really slow in a BIG group

  19. rockinsocks41498 rockinsocks41498
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Pet Peeve #2
    when people put their kids on leashes

  20. rockinsocks41498 rockinsocks41498
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Things I miss from my childhood #15
    zoey 101 ♥

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