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  1. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    -♫♪♫♪♫♪♫-
    When everything feels like the movies,
    yeah, you'd bleed just to know you're alive
    -♫♪♫♪♫♪♫-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. JustAnotherBrokenSmile JustAnotherBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Oh, I'm still alive.
    Hate it when that happens...

  4. summerbutterfly summerbutterfly
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    When the directions to preparing food say,
    Let cool for 2 minutes
    Aint nobody got time for that!

  5. Marrcus Marrcus
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Am I the only one who pretends
    'Mean Girls 2' never happened?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. xLoveGabriellax xLoveGabriellax
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    So...
    it's December 20th, 2012
    Tomorrow is December 21st, 2012
    aka The End Of The World
    And me?
    I'm sitting here on Witty, listening to One Direction,
    and stuffing my face with f∞d...
    *The Past (2009)*
    Me: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOO SCAREDD!!


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  9. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    To m o r row w e s h o u l d a l l
    a g r ee o n a t i me t o d ro p t o
    the g r o u n d a n d p re te nd t o
    be d e ad.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. jewels11 jewels11
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Me on my period:
    *throws chocolate at my ovaries*
    IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
    Credit: Sh*t girls say on their periods

  12. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: meow.
    Stranger: asl
    You: im a cat
    You: living in the household
    You: its a tough life, man
    Stranger: wat your name?
    You: out here where giants are
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    just happened, no kidding

  13. cutieblue722 cutieblue722
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Geuss what Guys!!!!
    just found out theres a new STD
    its called emotion!!!

  14. trixie0504 trixie0504
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    that one kid in your P.E. class
    that thinks its the motherf/cking olympics.

  15. KelseyKrazzieMah KelseyKrazzieMah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 8:43pm UTC
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  16. jbeiber jbeiber
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you hear
    somebody's conversation and think,
    "Wow, you're pretty fu.cking stupid!"

  17. henryjayda143 henryjayda143
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    ♦Skyler is so sexy. I would date
    her if i was lesbian...

  18. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Luke:Oh , brandon you're so hot.
    Brandon :Oh i know wanna bang?
    Luke (touches brandons heart/boob):I thought i meant something to you.
    Brandon :Sh luke not here.
    Everyone burst out laughing.
    Me:You see this is what i don't get it's okay for guys to act gay and it's humorous.Yet , if a girl went to act like a lesbian for a joke .It wouldn't be a joke you would be considered a lesbian or bi.They really do have double standard.
    Brandon:You know what you're right .Why don't you let me try it on you.
    Me (Once i finaly understood what he was implying):Go die
    Dirty minds will get this quickly haha(;

  19. fhlover98 fhlover98
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    think logically. the world cant end tomorrow. the jonas brothers went to the year 3000

  20. emmkatz emmkatz
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 9:23pm UTC
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