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1. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2013 5:34am UTC
   me:meet my boyfriend.
   parents:why are you showing us your computer?
   
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2. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 3:52pm UTC
   me:*names child butter*
   me:*accidently brings home wrong child*
   me:i can't believe it's not butter.
   
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3. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2013 4:08pm UTC
   Going On Vacation
   for one week and packing like you are going away for a month
   Not mine quote
   
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4. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2013 9:34am UTC
   That awkward moment,
   when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate into the sink.
   
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5. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2013 9:30am UTC
   Tell him you like his shirt, and see how often he wears it.
   Not mine quote
   
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6. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 10:55am UTC
   Stranger:Do you like to sing?
   Singer:No,I hate it,that's why I do it. :P
   
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7. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 9:35am UTC
   Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
   Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
   Patient: What problem?
   
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8. dreamer*
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   I was on the street.One guy waved to
   me,and he came up to me and said, ''I'm
   sorry,I thought you were someone
   else.''And I said,''I am''
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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