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  1. mcorbett105 mcorbett105
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    My ex updated his facebook status to
    "standing on the edge of a cliff"
    . . . so i poked him.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. alexxrubin alexxrubin
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    JUST DOING A SURVEY
    Fav this if you've already had your first kiss
    Comment if you haven't had your first kiss yet

  3. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    "I went to the Virgin Islands,
    Now it's just called 'The Islands'".
    -Harry Styles
    -OneDirectionQuotes

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    I lit candles
    on a bridge for my girlfriend,
    but since she didn't show up
    i spent the rest of the night kicking those candles into the water as i was very upset
    - Harry Styles
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  5. onlyontuesdays onlyontuesdays
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. mireunlove15 mireunlove15
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    So apparently two girls wanted a photo with Liam today, but told Niall to go away, but Liam kept hold of Niall while taking the photo
    Liam is a freaking sweetheart
    &
    Someone needs to hit those girls with metal spoons
    (sorry for the 1D quote)

  7. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Fell Off The Bed.
    Face First.
    10 S t i t c h e s .
    Huge Scar On Forehead.
    T o t a l l y G o i n g T o S t a r t T e l l i n g P e o p l e
    M y P a r e n t s D i e d F i g h t i n g V o l d e m o r t .
    nmf

  8. yellowducks247 yellowducks247
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Your teeth remind me of
    a song
    oh what's it called again? Oh yeah, it's called
    black and yellow
    credit to my friend scott

  9. i_will_awake_down_the_line i_will_awake_down_the_line
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    one day i want to tape your mouth shut and
    ♥ rip it off so you scream ♥

  10. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Girl: I have a question for you
    Boy: alright ask me..
    *short pause*
    Girl: what do you see when you look in my eyes?
    Boy: you honestly wanna know...?
    Girl:yeah.
    Boy: my future...
    notminebutsosweetright?

  11. TheGirlWhoDared TheGirlWhoDared
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Hey!
    Ok so for everyone who likes this,
    I will go on your profile,
    And write a nice
    Paragraph,
    Based on
    What I
    See
    On
    Your
    Profile!
    It may take
    Me a While,
    But I promice
    I will write one!
    Thank You!!!!!!!

  12. Jessileigh143xx Jessileigh143xx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    The guy who discovered Milk had to explain what he was doing to that Cow..
    nmf

  13. katberndt1 katberndt1
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 12:18pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. chicachicamji101 chicachicamji101
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    She Said No:(

  16. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Admit it,
    When someone is mean to you you spend the next 2 months winning arguments with them in your shower.

  17. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:06am UTC
    Reasons I turn on the TV:
    10% - to watch shows
    90% - To use it as backround noise so I feel less lonely while on the internet

  18. alissagorgeousx3 alissagorgeousx3
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 11:01am UTC
    I Just Noticed...
    The cursor has a shadow
    Click the heart if you just checked ;)

  19. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  20. red_vans101 red_vans101
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Normal couples:
    "You hang up!"
    "No, you hang up!"
    Katniss and Peeta:
    "You kill me!"
    "No, you kill me!"

:)

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