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DiaryOfDepression


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ImNotWeirdUrNormal ImNotWeirdUrNormal
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Just hear me out, somebody...anybody?

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    We all have that friend that
    acts innocent, but is actually very naughty.

  4. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Me at school:
    Me: *walks through hallways to get to class*
    Me: 'Scuse me.
    Me: Pardon me.
    Me: MOVE B/TCH! GET OUT THA WAY! GET OUT THE WAY. B/TCH GET OUT THE WAY!
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Ugh, this class again.
    Me: *sits down*
    Teacher: *Talks about some sh/t I'm not paying attention to*
    Me: Blah blah blabbity blah, who cares
    Me: I wonder what some street cat is doing right now
    Me: I bet it's acting like a street cat.
    Me: Meow, street cat..
    Me: You will be rescued one day
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *Stares at popular girl*
    Me: Nice tan
    Me: Because looking like a carrot with a load of pink blush is totally awesome
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *looks at him*
    Me: Awwww, he's so cute
    Me: I wish I had him
    Me: But Carrot b/tch is always all over him
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: UGHHHH LOVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
    Me:
    Me:OUR BABIES WILL LOOK LIKE ANGELS!
    Me: YOUR BABIES WITH MISS CARROT WILL LOOK LIKE MENTALLY UNSTABLE TANGERINES
    Me:
    Me:
    Person: *Cracks knuckles*
    Me: Dayum, now I have to crack my knuckles
    Me: But I don't want it to seem like I'm copying them or something...
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: F/ck it.
    Me: *Cracks knuckles*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: OOPS I DID IT A-GAIN
    Me: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
    Me: GOT LOST IN THE GAME
    Me: OH BABY BABY..
    Teacher: *Calls my name*
    Teacher: Do you know the answer to that?
    Me: Uh. What?

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    do you ever just wonder
    if there’s someone
    who secretly thinks about you
    and wants to talk to you
    but doesn’t know how?

  6. jaygee123 jaygee123
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    I hate the moments where you think to yourself,"Why am I even here still?"
    I'm in that moment right now..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    It's funny how someone can lie to you;
    and then complain when you don't trust them.

  10. pandagurlie pandagurlie
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    I'm sorry I'm not perfect. I'm sorry I'm annoying. I'm sorry I'm ugly. I'm sorry I'm weird. I'm sorry that I can't resist you. I'm sorry that I'm not good enough. I'm sorry I'm stupid. I'm sorry that I'm human and make mistakes. Im sorry for the stupidness I've caused. I'm sorry for the drama. I'm sorry for the tears. I'm sorry I'm fat. I'm sorry I'm not her. I'm sorry I did something stupid. I'm sorry I got an answer wrong. I'm sorry for not being an amazing good girl. I'm sorry for being me. I'M SORRY. 


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  12. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    That mini heart attack you have when somebody asks you if they can ask you a question....

  13. lizzylizzy948 lizzylizzy948
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    nothing like crying yourself to sleep ever night

  14. ImNotWeirdUrNormal ImNotWeirdUrNormal
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:46am UTC
    I don't even know anymore.

  15. ImNotWeirdUrNormal ImNotWeirdUrNormal
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 6:48am UTC
    Today's the day, I can feel it. Wait. That's funny,
    I said that yesterday as well.
    And still nothing has changed.

  16. Frozenlife5 Frozenlife5
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    this is why i don't tell anyone.
    i get judged.
    everytime.

  17. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED THE
    WHOLE WORLD TO LOVE YOU
    MAYBE YOU ONLY NEED ONE PERSON.
    - KERMIT THE FROG

  18. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Getting excited and impatient
    when you are about to watch a new episode of your favorite tv show. ♥

  19. wittysoccer_19 wittysoccer_19
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES.
    BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? WE ALSO HAVE SLENDER LINES, PEAR SHAPED BODIES AND APPLE FRAMES. WE HAVE BIG BOOBS, SMALL BOOBS, SAGGY BOOBS, AND PERKY BOOBS. WE HAVE FAIR SKIN, DARK SKIN, AND COMPLEXIONS THAT ARE IN BETWEEN. SOME OF US ARE CHUBBY, SOME OF US ARE SKINNY. WE HAVE BIG NOSES, SMALL NOSES, KNOBBY KNEES, AND POKEY ELBOWS. THERE ARE THOSE AMONGST US WHO HAVE BIG FEET, AND TEENY-TINY ONES. WE HAVE INNIES AND WE HAVE OUTIES. WE HAVE CURLS, WAVES AND PIN-STRAIGHT HAIR IN A VAST ARRAY OF COLORS. SOME HAVE JUNK IN THE TRUNK, OTHERS HAVE JUNK IN THE FRONT. WE HAVE STRAIGHT TEETH, WE HAVE CROOKED TEETH, GAPPED TEETH. WE HAVE DIMPLES, POINTY EARS, FECKLES, BEAUTY SPOTS. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, EVEN WITH ALL THESE DIFFERENCES, WE ALL STILL QUALIFY AS REAL WOMEN. AND NO MATTER WHAT THE MEDIA TELLS US, BEAUTY DOES NOT HAVE A SINGULAR DEFINITION.
    DEAL WITH IT. WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL

  20. pinkfrosting321 pinkfrosting321
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    I'm crying.
    I just looked up Taylor Swift's new song, "Ronan".
    It's about a four year old boy who fought cancer, and sadly passed away.
    I know that normally no one bothers copying the link, and listening to the song.
    But I promise you, even if you don't like Taylor Swift or her type of music, it will most likely affect you.
    So please listen?
    I can't listen to it without crying.
    If you buy it on itunes, all proceeds go to cancer related charities.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ITrd7fM6aY
    It's worth taking 2 seconds to paste it into a new tab.
    I promise.

:)

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