And being here without you Is like I'm waking up to Only half a blue sky Kinda there but not quite I'm walking around with just one shoe I'm half a heart without you
To Do List1) Make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. Eat in public2) Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other3) Where shirt that says "Life" hand out lemons on street corner4) Get into a crowed elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."5) Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that6) Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering7) Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula8) Change name to Simon. Speak in third person9) Buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" 10) Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of The Tiger" for encouragement
I can't say I have done things I shouldn't do But my mom says that I have to stay AT LEAST 20 feet AWAY from My own boyfriend Sorry mom but sometimes There will be times where you dont know anything about your daughter"s life because she hides it from you and she wont tell you
"No matter how many people criticize you, the best revenge is to prove them wrong" -Zayn Malik "No matter how hard life is, don't lose hope" -Zayn Malik "Never life like in the fear of death" -Zayn Malik
Write a Clever joke Well unfortunately I don't know any "Clever joke" So therefore I can't write A "Clever joke" All because I don't know any So that's my fault
Write something your parents would be proud of Well my parents are never proud of me so I have nothing to write The only thing I can write is This one thing I LOVE CHRISTIAN
Never give up on love Why? If you do, The best night of your life will never happen I never give up on love because of who my boyfriend is I love you Christian