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  1. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 5:37am UTC
    And being here without you
    Is like I'm waking up to
    Only half a blue sky
    Kinda there but not quite
    I'm walking around with just one shoe
    I'm half a heart without you

  2. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 2:32pm UTC
    I came in like a dinosaur
    I came to kill you with my claws
    Because I don't like you what so
    EVER

  3. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    What did Taylor Swift scream as she was going down a roller coaster??
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE are never ever ever getting back together

  4. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    To Do List1) Make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. Eat in public2) Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other3) Where shirt that says "Life" hand out lemons on street corner4) Get into a crowed elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."5) Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that6) Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering7) Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula8) Change name to Simon. Speak in third person9) Buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" 10) Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of The Tiger" for encouragement

  5. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Gonna write a song.........
    I will put it as a quote when I am done so you all can see it. But it will be awhile...

  6. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:42am UTC
    Talk to me..... I am board
    I need friends to talk to cuz
    I don't have any
    friends to talk
    to and I
    Want
    to
    talk

  7. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 12:27am UTC
    I can't say I have done things I shouldn't do
    But my mom says that I have to stay AT LEAST 20 feet AWAY from My own boyfriend
    Sorry mom but sometimes
    There will be times where you dont know anything about your daughter"s life because she hides it from you and she wont tell you

  8. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 5:07am UTC
    I love things that happen
    But when they happen in the future
    Its even better

  9. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:26am UTC
    "No matter how many people criticize you, the best revenge is to prove them wrong"
    -Zayn Malik
    "No matter how hard life is, don't lose hope"
    -Zayn Malik
    "Never life like in the fear of death"
    -Zayn Malik

  10. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 4:18am UTC
    Write a Clever joke
    Well unfortunately I don't know any "Clever joke"
    So therefore I can't write
    A "Clever joke"
    All because I don't know any
    So that's my fault

  11. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    I am very scared right now
    my boyfriend's mom just called me at like 6 something
    And this is not a joke
    its real

  12. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    This is my life
    I have nothing to do with it
    I'm hiding a secret form everybody
    And I can't tell anyone about it or what it is

  13. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Write something your parents would be proud of
    Well my parents are never proud of me so I have nothing to write
    The only thing I can write is
    This one thing
    I LOVE CHRISTIAN

  14. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Never let me go
    Never do it
    Never
    Because
    I
    Love
    You

  15. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 3:39am UTC
    going on my second date with my boyfriend tonight at 7 and goes on till 9

  16. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 11:54am UTC
    I loved what happened last night comment and I will tell you what happened

  17. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    I love you Christian

  18. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    Been watching the horror movie Scream Scream 2 and Scream 3
    so scary!!!

  19. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:14am UTC
    Never give up on love
    Why?
    If you do,
    The best night of your life will never happen
    I never give up on love because of who my boyfriend is
    I love you Christian

  20. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 1:47am UTC
    But how
    Do you expect me
    To live alone with just me
    Cause my world revolves around you 
    Its so hard for me to breathe
    -No Air

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