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Johanna Mason*

  1. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 2:23am EDT
    Cause you
    broke down all my should've known betters
    and I followed you home,
    throwing ~ sticks ~ and ~ stones.

  2. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    October 1, 2013 5:07pm EDT
    Miley Cyrus (while she was still disney) : "I think it's really funny when you watch a video and you go, 'that girl is gorgeous, but what happened'."
    Well said.

  3. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    September 28, 2013 4:27pm EDT
    The Girl on fire
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa&
    The Boy with the bread
    format credit: DestinyTulip do not remove

  4. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    September 22, 2013 2:26am EDT
    Hey lovely
    followers!
    I have an announcement!
    And now, the anouncement:
    *trumpets blare*
    I HAVE A WATTPAD!
    That's right, I'm writing stories now! :) Here's my URL:
    http://www.wattpad.com/user/DestinyTulip
    I'm currently writing a Hunger Games Fanfiction.
    It's about Katniss's Daughter.
    I've named her Raven.
    And uhh, yeah.
    Thank you for reading this.
    *drops mic*

  5. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    September 17, 2013 4:32am EDT
    I don't want to see you
    Would'nt want to be you.

  6. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    September 14, 2013 12:31am EDT
    guys,
    we sang happy birthday to Niall yesterday in drama.
    the whole class was forced to sing it.
    Steph = Best Teacher EVER.

  7. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    September 10, 2013 4:20pm EDT
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  8. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    August 30, 2013 3:31pm EDT
    *my friends lighting bunsen burner in science*
    Friends: "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Liam! Happy birthday to you!"

  9. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    August 3, 2013 4:24pm EDT
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  10. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    August 2, 2013 6:51pm EDT
    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    "And Liam, stay exactly where you are because you are Per-fect."
    Stranger 2: YES
    Stranger 2: LEEROY
    Stranger 1: who?
    Stranger 2: OMG
    Stranger 2: STRANGER
    Stranger 2: I AM HERE
    Stranger 2: TO HELP YOU
    Stranger 2: HOLD ON PLS
    Stranger 1: I don't like One Direction.
    Stranger 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_v9MY_FMcw
    Stranger 2: UR WELCOME OK
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

  11. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    August 2, 2013 4:20am EDT
    My first week back at school this semester.
    I wanted to do something nice this term.
    My plan was to compliment everyone in my class by the name of "Winter."
    So I did.
    There's 25 people in the class. (75% of whom are idiots)
    And in a week, that's 125 compliments.
    In the rest of the year that adds up to 2500 compliments.
    I've only done a week's worth.
    and only 15% of the people in it appreciate it.
    There's so much hate.
    So much anger
    So much of "this person's a pedophilic old man who likes necrophilia."
    (i looked up necrophilia on wikipedia to find out what it meant. Do yourself a favour and do NOT look it up on google images. Okay?)
    And I get 4 hours sleep a night trying to find stuff everyone would want.
    And only like 5 people appreciate it.
    F.M.L.

  12. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    July 27, 2013 4:40pm EDT
    Tounge tied at her first day of school
    She wasn't very social,
    she was very shy
    Waiting for somebody to come and say "Hi."
    Nobody came,
    so she stood there alone.
    Oh how she wished
    she was still at home.
    In class, she proved to be smart.
    Nobody else could read,
    and she continued.
    The other kids were full of jealousy.
    When it came to lunch,
    she was totally unprepared.
    The other kids ganged up on her,
    they were mean, she was scared.
    First day of high school
    still her old self.
    Shy, unsocial,
    awkward as well.
    But this time,
    she had lost all her self-esteem
    because of the very nasty things those other kids did
    well, lets just say it was demeaning.
    This time she did'nt want to say 'Hi'
    because she wanted to be alone.
    She hated group work.
    Out of her comfort zone.
    All of her teachers
    saw something was wrong.
    But they said nothing,
    because she kept going along
    After a while,
    she was getting picked on again.
    she did'nt know what to do
    she couldn't cope with the strain.
    So one day she went home
    and she found a blade
    And she put it to her skin
    of emotions and blood there was a cascade.
    First day of college
    Yes, she got in.
    But she spent all her time studying
    and in her work she was up to her chin
    Couple of years later, she got her biology degree.
    and at her workplace, she met a guy
    Who was oh-so-handsome
    and gave her butterflies.
    They got together
    they hooked up.
    But he left in the morning
    so she bought the baby up.
    She struggled her entire life
    and she almost gave it up
    But the thing that made it worth it?
    Getting to bring her baby up!
    It was a girl.
    She was beautiful.
    She was funny
    she was youthful
    She cared for the child.
    and the child cared for her.
    The were together
    and she finnaly thought:
    "That was worth it."

  13. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    July 16, 2013 6:15pm EDT
    And all I've ever wanted was for your damn arms
    to wrap themelvses around me and say
    Hey girl, you’re the prettiest thing my eyes have ever seen
    Come and lay your bones down with me
    Hey girl, you’re the prettiest thing my heart has ever known
    Come and lay your bones down with me

  14. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    July 16, 2013 12:46am EDT
    I DREAMT THAT MY CLASS WAS IN THE HUNGER GAMES.
    That's right. I dreamt i was in Katniss's hunger games - and I was Katniss.
    So here's a list of things I dreamt that have oficcially scarred me for life:
    Watching a guy I hate throw a spear through one of my best friend’s stomach
    Watching one of my friends literally being torn apart by two careers
    Watching about 4 people get their throats slit
    Seeing one of my other friends and two other people get killed by Tracker Jackers – and you cut the nest down.
    Watching yet another of my friends die from poisonous berries
    Watching one of my friends get eaten by Mutts
    and watching the person you hate most in the world enforcing all of this.
    And then i just HAD to dream Catching Fire.
    (not with my class. My brother's friends, and my homeschool friends.)
    So here's another list of things that have scarred me for life:
    Watching one of your friends get bitten by massive orange monkeys
    Watching two of your brother's friends get blindsided by the Careers
    Watching the last surving guy from your class get electrified and unconcious
    and watching two of your other friends get swallowed by a massive wave.
    I have'nt dreamt Mockingjay yet -
    but with the Hospital in 8,
    and The Nut in 2 -
    It will render me sleepless.

  15. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    July 13, 2013 4:48pm EDT
    "I'm in an abusive relationship with life,
    it keeps giving me blows,
    and I'm too cowardly to leave it."
    - Homer Simpson

  16. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    June 14, 2013 4:05pm EDT
    *a couple of days ago*
    Me: *broken down crying*
    New girl: "Oh stop your tears you little *****. Everyone's got a little drama going on in their lives, and you're using it as an excuse to have a cry. Now ******* stop crying you ******* ***hole."
    Friend 1: "Everyone gets to have a cry now and then. She's upset and she's just reacting in a diffrent way then you would."
    New Girl: "Yeah, but the stares it's getting the class, it's ridiculous. She reminds me of me when I was 7, but I have since grown up, and I am mature enough to realise that crying is a bad bad thing and should not be done at all. She's just annoying, and I don't need the judgement from everyone else here."
    Friend 2: "Just stop being mean to her. She's going through a really rough time."
    New girl: :"Oh please. She's always so happy and ****, she can't be. If she was going through that much ****, then she would'nt act like it., she would not be singing 24/7, she would'nt be doing all those stupid skits and impressions in drama."
    Me: *gets up* "Today's the second day you've been in our class. You've never had a good conversation with me, you don't know me, my presonality. You don't know the other side of me. You don't know the other side, the other side that cries herself to sleep every night. The other side that might not have any scars on her wrists, but an uncountable number on her heart. The side whose mother is very sick and goes into hospital roughly once a season, the side who can't play sports because she has horrible co-ordination, the side who gets bullied for being happy, the side who had no self-esteem at the age of seven, the side who sings so often because music was there for me when nobody else was. Never underestimate the power of an actress."

  17. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:13pm EDT
    Stars
    can't
    shine
    without
    darkness
    and
    You're
    one of
    the
    brightest
    I can't
    live
    without
    you
    I don't
    even
    want to
    think
    about
    it.
    <3
    Look at the top left corner. It's the first verse of a song I wrote, and I hope you like.
    (nmf)

  18. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    May 24, 2013 2:47am EDT
    Never regret anything you've done in the past
    because it's exactly what you wanted at the time.

  19. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    May 18, 2013 3:43am EDT
    Here I am;
    SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED,
    I'm yours.
    Format by DestinyTulip

  20. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
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    May 3, 2013 12:45am EDT
    Reasons why I like chocolate:
    A) It is an ingredient of nutella.
    B) Chocolate is the cure to loneliness.
    C) It is an ingredient of nutella.
    D) Dark chocolate is good for you.
    E) It is an ingredient of nutella.
    F) ........ it is an ingredient of nutella.

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