DespicableMe

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I love my boyfriend spencer! He's the most amazing guy ever!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I love One Direction! But im also an indie/alternative music freak!

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow âï¿½¥

Summer 2012 <3
Hi wittians im Lexi! check out all my quotes please! :)

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DespicableMe
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July 5, 2012 7:57pm UTC

Sweet dollar tea from mcdonald's
i drink that.

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DespicableMe
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July 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Credit Cards....
I swipe that.
nmf

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DespicableMe
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June 30, 2012 8:27pm UTC

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I'm not a rapper,
so don't rap at me,
Boiiiiii.
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DespicableMe
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June 27, 2012 5:23pm UTC

"i drive"
-Ryan Gosling <3

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DespicableMe
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June 26, 2012 2:15am UTC

he said he was going to marry me

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DespicableMe
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June 24, 2012 8:55pm UTC

that rush you feel
when your hand is in his hand
♥

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DespicableMe
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June 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Theres something about you.
its hard to explain.
<3<3<3<3<3<3

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DespicableMe
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June 15, 2012 12:59am UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
this is turning out to be the best
summer of my life:)
nmf
•••••••••••••••••••••••••••

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DespicableMe
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June 14, 2012 9:58pm UTC

the tans will fade
but the memories will last forever
♥
nmq/nmf

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DespicableMe
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 9:52pm UTC

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grab the aloe vera
cause you just got
burned!
-the big bang theory
nmf
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DespicableMe
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 5:16pm UTC

♥♥♥
We're on a baby hunt and don't think we don't know how to weeeed em' out!
♥
♥♥♥
my format and im sorry if anyone else has written this as a quote before
but i just thought of this at the top of my head:) and i love you witty girls♥!

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DespicableMe
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC

He's everything I want and more
♥
nmf

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DespicableMe
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June 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC

To Infinity and Beyond <3
F

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DespicableMe
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June 14, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Really?
fav if you said that in a sarcastic voice :)
nmf

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DespicableMe
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:20pm UTC

my face when i get one notification on witty....
:o
my face when i get ten notifications on witty....
:OOOOOOOO
nmf

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DespicableMe
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June 13, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Today i got 10 new notifications on witty
Made my day!
<3 ya all ;)

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DespicableMe
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June 13, 2012 1:33am UTC

♥lovelovelove

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DespicableMe
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June 13, 2012 1:04am UTC

I've never realized how much i miss
High School Musical
♥

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DespicableMe
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 11:18pm UTC

That one person that makes you feel
-----perfect-----

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DespicableMe
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June 9, 2012 8:11pm UTC

APPEARANCE
[x] I am shorter than 5'4.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I wear glasses sometimes.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
FAMILY
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away at home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I wanna have kids someday.
[] I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at school/work.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more that one class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out a 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney Movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
HEALTH
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in the doctor's office with a friend.
[] I had a serious injury.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[] I have/had asthma.
EXPERIENCES
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES
[] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow 5 pills at a time no problem.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I shut out others when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

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